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Play to win, win to play : The Office Anagram Game
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May 24th 2006 edited

The Office Anagram Game is the decathlon of Office games: difficult and grueling, it presents a formidable test of your lexical prowess. The rules are simple: take a phrase about the show and rearrange the letters to uncover a hidden message. The phrase does not need to be a quote from the show, although you may certainly go that route.

I summon the following brilliant example from Nathan, the originator of the game:

Pamela? She is the receptionist

yields

Hip artiste entices male hopes

The bar has been set; lesser diehards need not apply. A valid entry guarantees that no one will ever question your allegiance to the show. Your street cred will forever remain intact.

May 24th 2006

Pam Beesley

for Jim is...

ASLEEP BY ME

May 24th 2006

Roy's an ass - don't marry him.=

Trashy as randy moronism.

The anagrams don't lie...

May 24th 2006 edited

Dwight Schrute

=

Which drug test

edit: also known as...

The drugs witch

May 24th 2006

Man, my head's hurting just reading these...

May 24th 2006 edited

angela martin = alarming, neat

May 24th 2006

Michael Scott = The last comic

May 24th 2006

Kevin Malone = Man-like oven

May 24th 2006

Oscar Martinez = Man; Zero racist

-or-

Oscar Martinez = Zero racist, man!

May 24th 2006

Agent Michael Scarn = a lacerating mensch

May 24th 2006

I, for one, am impressed by Lori.

May 24th 2006

Thanks, chase that feeling. I'm working on some more. Office games are fun!

May 24th 2006

I had been working on Kevin's for a while and got nothing... i was trying to make an anal fissure joke, but alas, I could find nothing :(. then I tried mole something... but that was fruitless too!

May 24th 2006 edited

Dinkin' flicka

yields

I kick Finland

which is every bit as meaningless a phrase as the original.

May 24th 2006 edited

Carole Stills, Realtor

had a drink and blew on Michael's dice for luck, but to no avail. Thus:

Ale, air, Scott roll: loser

May 24th 2006 edited

Kelly and Michael both think:

Ryan the temp = Pretty he-man

May 25th 2006 edited

After Casino Night, Jim

Aching is not

because he finally told Pam how he feels.

(Sounds a little Yoda-ish, I know, but I'm OK with that...could have said Is not aching, but the former sounds more dramatic).

May 25th 2006

Listen, jim

becomes...

Let Jim sin

May 25th 2006 edited

Ryan the temp = Pretty he-man

That's my laugh out loud moment on this thread. AWESOME! I still don't have the brain power to post something meaningful here...

May 25th 2006

Listen, jim

becomes...

Let Jim sin

Wow! Amazing work.

so technically, could I use Adapt, react, readapt, act?

May 25th 2006 edited

Speculation without spoilers:

Having run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor, and hence being reminded yet again of Pam, the Australian vacation of Jim Halpert takes a turn for the worse when, feeling miserable after having a few too many drinks at his hotel bar, Jim finally loses it, and commits a series of pranks against members of the hotel staff, resulting in his arrest. At the local police station, a heartbroken Jim is allowed one phone call (one very short phone call, due to his lack of nickels), and sobbing into the phone, he leaves this somewhat incoherent message on Pam’s answering machine:

“…’mjailPerth.”

May 25th 2006 edited

“…’m…jail…Perth.”

Very nice!

May 25th 2006

A Mr. Greg Daniels is a producer,

or, as he might say using a gambling metaphor,

I deal cards re: genius program

May 25th 2006

They'd better keep Jim in town because

A transfer to Stamford

is a

Sad matter; rot for fans

May 25th 2006

“…’m…jail…Perth.”

Interesting, except any tourist in his right mind wouldn't visit Perth! There's absolutley nothing to do there...

May 25th 2006 edited

James Halpert = Male; sharp Jet

-or-

James Halpert = Sharp, male Jet

You were a Jet?

May 26th 2006

Assistant Regional Manager = Angela animates strings

Feb 1st 2007

I got the anagram bug tonight.

Karen Filipelli, sales

has feelings for Jim, who hasn't always been as truthful to her as he should have been. Thus, she

Pines, likes liar fella.

Mr. Hudson must not be good at his job:

I, Stanley to
Tiny sale

I came up with this one like two seconds after I began working on it:

Gaycation to
Gay action

Feb 11th 2007 edited

This looked like fun, so I thought I'd give it a whirl. It's really hard. Please don't laugh.

On going down the Roy Road again, and the benefits of thinking twice...

Pam Beesly, Receptionist

becomes

Stop it, nicer sleep maybe

Here's a failed attempt that looked promising...

I bet I molest a creep. pints y

Aug 25th 2008 edited

Creepy Toby

is

Treeby Copy

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