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2.07 The Client
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Dec 9th 2009

I had ", too." But I figured you deserved your own "is awesome." So I took it off.

Dec 9th 2009

gb is the awesomest.

Dec 9th 2010

client client2

Dec 9th 2010

That's Bloomin' Onion coming out of Tim Meadows' nose.

Dec 9th 2010

Awesome Blossom, actually.

Dec 9th 2010

With extra awesome.

Dec 1st 2011

Dwight: Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good.

Dwight: If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.
Ryan: Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.
Dwight: Thank you for noticing. Now keep me company for one more mission. [Pam gets up to talk to Roy]
Pam: Hey, uh, I have to work late.
Roy: [looks around conference room] You're joking right?
Jim: Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-
Dwight: Pow! Pow! Pow!
Ryan: Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.

Dec 2nd 2011 edited

Jan: Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?

Michael: No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. [Jan stares at Michael] That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare] Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. [to Oscar] Adios!

I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!

And one of my personal favorites:

You were really brave! You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists. You said "World, this is my blood! It's red, just like yours. So love me!"

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