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I never know what to write in Bird Day cards: Office Haiku
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Jan 23rd 2008

bottom of the second page. that is disappointing. but getting oded, haikued and limricked feels pretty good.

Jan 23rd 2008

ferd!

Jan 23rd 2008

ma nade! ha. got you first this time.

Jan 23rd 2008

ma ferd!

You did get me first, but I thought about putting that earlier so does that count? I'll let you win this one...but I shall be back.

Jan 23rd 2008 edited

I have some trouble

Figuring out the cadance

Haikuing is hard

Jan 23rd 2008 edited

andy and the tuna, its those darn limericks! they make people want to sing song everything. they are evil, you see. but dont take it from me. just ask any man from nantucket.

fetching

michael liked sugars
with his coffee. ryan thinks
water’s best served cold

edit: markdown. this is all so new

Jan 29th 2008

watching... survivor man

guy in a suit springs
from the woods and pulls mushrooms
from your mouth?... bad trip

Jan 29th 2008 edited

Ha! Nice, ferd. I'll continue that stroll.

watching... the fight

Playfully and quite
flirtatiously they trace lines
until one is crossed

Jan 29th 2008

ooo, very nice. excuse me for 30 minutes while i prepare another "watching..." haiku.

Jan 29th 2008

Awesome. I'll just be here clicking refresh. Deadlines shmedlines.

Jan 29th 2008

watching...local ad

Five second wave? Ad
execs should know Mike excels
at selling himself

Jan 29th 2008 edited

watching... the fight

Playfully and quite
flirtatiously they trace lines
until one is crossed

Nice!

Jan 29th 2008 edited

watching... halloween

dragged out that old tape.
of you. again. you in that
halloween costume

ok i didnt actually go watch halloween. i just remember it reeally well.

Jan 30th 2008

watching... survivor man

he’s survivor man!
sorry, make that assisted
by survivor man

Jan 31st 2008 edited

watching... Lost. Inspired by last night's repeat.

surgeon's heart revealed

Bold declaration
Not good timing, though. So, yer
in love with her too, huh?

hurley burley

Hugo shows who's Boss
Mows down competitors in
fine German fashion

fast forward: lost leader

If you think Shepherd
will be long without a flock
then you don't know jack

Challenge: More Lost

Jan 31st 2008 edited

James Ford drives the girls
crazy but only one holds
the keys to his heart.

Jan 31st 2008 edited

Through the Looking Glass

Poor Charlie. So Sad.
I cried when he crossed into
the afterlife. Sad.

Jan 31st 2008

I bet those are some
wicked awesome haiku, but
I don't watch Lost, so....

Jan 31st 2008 edited

Thanks for playing along, ladies...very nice work. Brian will have to take my word for it. Let's continue the challenge through tomorrow in honor of the spectacle about to air. I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.

Feb 1st 2008

Thanks for playing along, ladies...very nice work.

and you as well, gt. times three. i mean the very nice work part, not the lady part. i mean. well, the lady part too. of course. and, times three, i guess. like the song, once, twice, three times a... never mind.

Feb 1st 2008

If I could interrupt the LostKu for a moment...

gt informed me that the Haiku thread missed me and my boobs, so I felt inspired to compose a little Boobku. I'm just gonna throw this out there and then you can resume LostKu.

BoobKu

Mammary Mountains
call out to be scaled. Beware
the nippy weather.

Watch your oxygen
levels. The peaks will leave you
udderly breathless.

Boobs are like mountains
because they’re big and perky.
Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs.

(That last one especially is a bit of poetic genius, ain't it?)

Feb 1st 2008

I really think Boobku could take off. I like it.

Feb 1st 2008

That poem really is the tits.

Feb 1st 2008 edited

our story up to now

characters, viewers...
with lost everybody gets
numerous flashbacks

its like watching lost
with chris farley... ’member that...
’member that time when..."

eta: tear's back and all is right with the world. and yes there is a visual poetry, tear, in that last line of yours. the words kind of bounce along as you read them.

Feb 1st 2008

ST,

Not that I really care either way about boobs, but that's some fine boobku-age.

Feb 1st 2008

My Celebratory Ode to Northern Northernattackers

Canada is cold.
People there talk weird...sorry
this haiku's so lame.

Feb 1st 2008

Ode to a Canadian

I'm effing freezing,
ay? My car is covered in
moose turds. Hockey! Beer!

Feb 1st 2008

Jinx, that was...brilliant. Happy Pantless Friday to you and all!

Feb 1st 2008

My Celebratory Ode to Southern Northernattackers

How long before you
Americans claim that you
Invented haiku?

If the Japanese
get word of it, and complain
Just bomb them again.

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