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bottom of the second page. that is disappointing. but getting oded, haikued and limricked feels pretty good.
ma ferd!
You did get me first, but I thought about putting that earlier so does that count? I'll let you win this one...but I shall be back.
andy and the tuna, its those darn limericks! they make people want to sing song everything. they are evil, you see. but dont take it from me. just ask any man from nantucket.
fetching
michael liked sugars
with his coffee. ryan thinks
water’s best served cold
edit: markdown. this is all so new
watching... survivor man
guy in a suit springs
from the woods and pulls mushrooms
from your mouth?... bad trip
Ha! Nice, ferd. I'll continue that stroll.
watching... the fight
Playfully and quite
flirtatiously they trace lines
until one is crossed
ooo, very nice. excuse me for 30 minutes while i prepare another "watching..." haiku.
watching...local ad
Five second wave? Ad
execs should know Mike excels
at selling himself
watching... the fight
Playfully and quite
flirtatiously they trace lines
until one is crossed
Nice!
watching... halloween
dragged out that old tape.
of you. again. you in that
halloween costume
ok i didnt actually go watch halloween. i just remember it reeally well.
watching... survivor man
he’s survivor man!
sorry, make that assisted
by survivor man
watching... Lost. Inspired by last night's repeat.
surgeon's heart revealed
Bold declaration
Not good timing, though. So, yer
in love with her too, huh?
•
hurley burley
Hugo shows who's Boss
Mows down competitors in
fine German fashion
•
fast forward: lost leader
If you think Shepherd
will be long without a flock
then you don't know jack
Challenge: More Lost
James Ford drives the girls
crazy but only one holds
the keys to his heart.
Through the Looking Glass
Poor Charlie. So Sad.
I cried when he crossed into
the afterlife. Sad.
Thanks for playing along, ladies...very nice work. Brian will have to take my word for it. Let's continue the challenge through tomorrow in honor of the spectacle about to air. I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.
Thanks for playing along, ladies...very nice work.
and you as well, gt. times three. i mean the very nice work part, not the lady part. i mean. well, the lady part too. of course. and, times three, i guess. like the song, once, twice, three times a... never mind.
If I could interrupt the LostKu for a moment...
gt informed me that the Haiku thread missed me and my boobs, so I felt inspired to compose a little Boobku. I'm just gonna throw this out there and then you can resume LostKu.
BoobKu
Mammary Mountains
call out to be scaled. Beware
the nippy weather.
Watch your oxygen
levels. The peaks will leave you
udderly breathless.
Boobs are like mountains
because they’re big and perky.
Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs.
(That last one especially is a bit of poetic genius, ain't it?)
our story up to now
characters, viewers...
with lost everybody gets
numerous flashbacks
its like watching lost
with chris farley... ’member that...
’member that time when..."
eta: tear's back and all is right with the world. and yes there is a visual poetry, tear, in that last line of yours. the words kind of bounce along as you read them.
ST,
Not that I really care either way about boobs, but that's some fine boobku-age.
My Celebratory Ode to Northern Northernattackers
Canada is cold.
People there talk weird...sorry
this haiku's so lame.
Ode to a Canadian
I'm effing freezing,
ay? My car is covered in
moose turds. Hockey! Beer!
My Celebratory Ode to Southern Northernattackers
How long before you
Americans claim that you
Invented haiku?
If the Japanese
get word of it, and complain
Just bomb them again.