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It's all about our ability to create poetry: The Acrostic Challenge Game
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May 19th 2007 edited

Love it, KarenM.

Jim's last supposed TH in NY

"I do
Think
Staying with Karen was
A really, truly, horrible, awful thing to do.
Do I have
Any plans
To go back to Scranton
Eventually? Absolutely I do."

Next: Secret A to the RM or author's choice

May 19th 2007

Great work, LT, Brian, KarenM, and Post-it Thief! It's going to be a fun summer here.

May 19th 2007

Can't we all drive to NYC together? We can hang
Our asses out the window as we embark to get a real
New York slice. I'll be
Very careful and make sure I use the cruise control. 'CAUSE YOU WANNA DO IT!
Ooops - did that really come out of
Your mouth?

Nice one, KarenM. And I like Brian's boob job. You know what I mean. By the way, I have typed the word "boobs" more in the past two days than I have in my entire life. Way to join the convoy, Post-It Thief!

Aug 6th 2007 edited

Summer salivation started when three
Ended with 'It's a date!'
Agonized anticipation
Should we, dare we hope? Are we tempting fate?

Oh, stop it!
No more teasing.

Forget the first date,
Onwards and upwards at it grows,
Unbelieveable viewing pleasure,
Reaping what he sows.

Aug 7th 2007

You must remember--an
Office Olympiad of epic proportions.
Gold medals and Flonkerton, closing ceremonies
Under a string of paper doves.
Receptionists can be crafty,
Touching your heart when you least expect it.

Life goes on, we never got the timing right.
It's okay...everything is okay. Then--
Determination gives way to tears of joy.

Aug 7th 2007

So what if it all's astray
Everything bad happenes every single day
Could be worse, could never of had the chance
Right now however it doesn't seem to matter
Everything in your head is simply useless chatter
Time to close up shop, time for the last dance

Please dont take my love away
Oh please oh please don't let it stray
Such a fool I was, such an unimaginable fool
Take me somewhere dark an cold
_
Inch my way through life, no goals
Time to open my folder, what this? Something cool.

Oh Snap! thought i was talking about the one, but it was actually the other!

Aug 7th 2007

Googily moogily...I forgot to give the next prompt...um, how about "Diwali"?

Aug 7th 2007

Good catch, BTF! I didn't realize we needed to prompt. That's what I get for 'skimming' the game instructions.

Mar 5th 2008

Breasticles or chesticles,
Other names also apply,
Oh, to have boobs is hella supa-fly.
Boys wish they had 'em (some girls do too),
Such lovely lady lumps cause quite the hullabaloo.

Mar 5th 2008

Wow. An acrostic, that rhymes even though it doesn't have to, and it's about boobs. That's good stuff right there.

I offer no acrostic. Just my respect for BTF's mad skills.

Mar 5th 2008

Boobs are
Terrific and
Fantastic

Mar 5th 2008

Oh, to have boobs is hella supa-fly.

If that's all you wrote, still an A++.

Mar 5th 2008 edited

I'd think, given the context, the grades would be reversed and you'd award her a D++ for excellence in the field of boobs.

Mar 5th 2008 edited

I'd think, given the context, the grades would be reversed and you'd award her a D++ for excellence in the field of boobs.

Funny post of the week!

Mar 5th 2008

Not only was that funny, but it turns out I did better in school all those years than I realized.

Mar 5th 2008

The only As and Bs I ever had were on my report card! Shazam!

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