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The squished spider was as creepy as...Dwight: SIMILE game
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Jan 31st 2008 edited

Pate's challenge: Winning a gold medal because your condo is in America is as touching as...

...having Andy serenade you with acapella ABBA

Michael's man-crush on Ryan is as disturbing as...

Feb 1st 2008

Tom Greene and his testicular cancer parade.

(I mean, all the power to him and all, but man, he makes me really uncomfortable.)

Angela is as gentle and sweet as...

Feb 1st 2008

...the machines in the warehouse.

Michael's pleas to Angela about buying her some lingerie was as funny as...

Feb 1st 2008

...Michael's "Bros before Hos" speech,

which was as funny as...

Feb 1st 2008

...Dwight asking Toby where the clitoris was located.

Right now I'm as hungry as...

Feb 1st 2008

..i was this time yesterday.

in ping pong darryl beat on jim like...

Feb 1st 2008

Roy might have beat on Jim if he'd spent the last several months building up an iocane powder-like resistance to pepper spray.

If Jim had set Andy up with Angela when Andy first broached the topic, it would have gone as badly as...

Feb 1st 2008

hmm, no, the answer was "a drum."

Feb 1st 2008

dang! so close!

Feb 4th 2008 edited

If Jim had set Andy up with Angela when Andy first broached the topic, it would have gone as badly as...

...as a date could have gone given he would surely have shown up wearing golf knickers, blasting ozzy from his car speakers and spouting his googled knowledge of paganism... as tuna suggested.

wearing matching ties and socks in high school is like...*

Feb 4th 2008

...something I used to do! What are you guys saying? Do you have something you want to say?

As a team-building exercise, completely trashing your own warehouse is as dumb as...

Mar 21st 2008

...unionizing. we all know what happened in pittsfield.

the night battlestar galactica returns, dwight will be like a...

Mar 21st 2008 edited

cat lover whose beloved cat is revived through cryogenics or thawing.

Jim and Pam’s overnight at a Beet Farm was as fun as...

Mar 21st 2008 edited

That's hard, because I don't know which direction to go with this, so I'll go right down the middle:

...watching a movie with your lover... and dwight.

A conversation with Kelly is as deep as

Mar 21st 2008

...A pie plate. Or just a plate.

Being courted by Toby is as romantic as...

Mar 21st 2008

That's hard, because I don't know which direction to go with this, so I'll go right down the middle:

TWSS!

(sorry, you walked right into that one)

Mar 21st 2008

Being courted by Toby is as romantic as...

...being stalked in a park late at night.

Listening to Kevin describe a woman's attributes is as enlightening as...

Mar 21st 2008

...hearing an appliance salesman itemize the benefits of each of the top burners on a range. "...so hot. and this one... its reeally hot. this one in the back..."

i am not sure if this next one is from something on the show or not. i'm thinking it is more likely from something said here.

that madge, she wanted roy like...

Mar 21st 2008

That's hard, because I don't know which direction to go with this, so I'll go right down the middle:

TWSS! (sorry, you walked right into that one)

I posted it and was like "come on..... someone say it" and was almost worried.

Mar 21st 2008

That's how you know we need a new episode.

Jan 28th 2009

that madge, she wanted roy like...

griefbone wanted mtt's great-grandma! Oooh! Burn!

Jim's sexy whisper to Kevin was as hot as...

Jan 28th 2009

...as Karen's boldness giving red-sweater Pam goosebumps.

Oscar's point-by-point breakdown of Hillary Swank's purported hotness was as illuminating as...

Jan 28th 2009

...Michael's presentation in Business School.

Getting management tips from Michael is as dumb as...

Jan 28th 2009

...driving the forklift after Darryl expressly forbids you from doing so.

Doing lines of coke with Ryan is about as cool as...

Aug 27th 2009

...Dwight being with Angela behind Andy's back.

Pam's bowl of fruit painting is as appealing as...

Aug 28th 2009

If a thread is bumped in a forest....

Aug 28th 2009

Don't worry. It totally made a sound.

Aug 28th 2009

In my defense I was really bored. You guys were not entertaining me so I had to do real work.

Aug 28th 2009

No defense necessary. Real work is lame-o, just like this forum yesterday.

Aug 28th 2009

Yes. No defense necessary. We just don't have the creativity to finish it off is all.

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