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Mmmmkay, so, this has been an ongoing thing with me and my colleagues for years:
I choreograph abstract dances, and the hardest part is always coming up with a title for any given dance. Often, I will come up with a good title, not appropriate for a dance, but perfect for a non-existent band. So, I thought it might be fun to come up with "Office"-related non-existent band names, farmed from these threads. As I said in the last thread I started, feel free to let this die if you think it's lame. So, I'll go first:
Killer band name:
Count Chocula Strikes Back
Threat Level Midnight
The Scarns
The Dead Birds
Creed Clearsoup Revival
Jimi Halpert
NFM Vanwagon (No Find Man)
Spud Guns N' Roses
Fissures from Down Under
I'll stop now. Maybe.
I've got a few...a couple are more Indie than "killer rock", but hey, that's where I'm coming from...
The Poor Richards
The Future Dwights
Funeral for a Bird
Levinson
Scranton Party
Catch-22
Demarcation
Killer Nano Robots
The Party-Planning Bee-yotches
Funeral for a Bird
I'm totally stealing that if I ever start an emo band.
The Mung Beans
Women In The Workplace
Let's fleece this out a little bit...how about album titles?
Into the Black With Ferocity
Judges and Juries
Chase That Feeling
This Is My Blood
Song titles?
"Sixty-Nine Cup Noodles"
"I Stopped Caring (A Long Time Ago)"
The Dundies
album title: We will not Acquiesce
hit single: "Spicy Curry"
This is fun :)
Beet Venus
Sex Pact
I like Poison in the Coffee for an album name, although not necessarily by the aforementioned.
Monkey Kidney
Album: Wonderland
First three tracks
1: Cross at a ridge
2: Why do you keep CCing me?
3: Seven and Seven
The Afganistaninanis on their self-titled album:
"Loading trucks without meaning"
Flenderson
ARM
BFD
The Progidals
Five Years Sober
Cautionary Tales
"Bobblehead Joe"
"Not a Bad Day"
"(Why Are You) The Way That You Are"
"Slow Train from Philly"
"Maybe I'm Crazy In Love"
This one's for your whatevs...
The Whatevs
featuring their first single, "Ain't no party like a Scranton Party"
_...and other hits...
Office Love
Stolen Glances
Be My Monkey
You're Love's the Cure for My Hydrodentoplosion
The chips guy has his own single coming out: "I Shook It"
oh, really. that's interesting, considering the karens' recent cover of shake it up baby
hmmm, now i'm starting to wonder was that the karens or jam crasher
You guys are so funny...
Something Weird
-The Michael Scott Album by Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute
Relish (featuring Jan Levinson)
King of the Stupid Universe
Unpleasant Memories
Napkin Rage
We're All Screwed
We're All Screwed (the remix)
We're All Screwed (instrumental version)
Show me that Farm
Dwide Schrude & the Beet Farmers
The Napkin Tantrum
I think there are probably a lot of song & album titles in Jim's pratical jokes:
"Phone Full of Nickels"
"Four Years of Malfeasance"
"Security Threat"
"Everyone has Called Me Dwayne"
"Meredith on the Can"
"Just a Simple Macro"
Yay! I love this thread!
The Alliance
The Orbs
27 Seconds
Aspiring Whores
The Purple Belts
The Stanley Tree
Albums:
Shut It
That Is Something Special
The Stamford Stompers
Album: Merger Meltdown
Hit Songs:
"Relocation Blues"
"Skinny Arms Ain't Everything"
"Goodbye, NYC, Hello Rustbelt!"
Edit: Obviously, this is a country band. I hear they're huge in Belgium...
The Receptionists
Album: Dunder-Mifflin, This Is Pam
Songs:
"Three Years Waiting"
"The Guy with the Goofy Grin"
"My Boss (Is a Jerk)"
"Pam Version 2.0"
"What are You Doing?"
"Dwight Is My Friend!"
"June 10 (D-Day)"
"Mixed Berry"
"Please Don't Throw Garbage At Me (Chemical Brothers Remix)"
"Graphic Design"
"By The Time I Land In Stamford"
"Great Scott" - A greatest hits collection from the life and work of Michael Gary Scott
Tracklisting
1. What is so hard to believe? (I grilled my foot)
2. School of Hardscotts (Home for Dinner)
3. (I Know) Because I'm Him
4. The Longest Time (Recorder Remix)
5. (Don't Be) Toby
6. A Hole in the Heart (Jan's Song)
7. Mambo Number Hi-Five (ain't no jive...turkey...it's gravy...like at thanksgiving)
8. Jim Is A Friend of Mine
9. Keep on Truckin' 'Till Your Cappa is Detated (A Tribute to Ed)
10. Home for Supper with Carol (My Girlfriend...we've had sex)
11. Great Scott (Comic Hero Version-Previously Unreleased)
Lyric sampling from "(Don't Be) Toby":
In the style of 80s light rock
Doooon't be
Tooooo-bee
I hate everything he chooses to beeee
Why is he the way that he is?
I'm telling you if it wasn't for his kid
And the fact that he is corporate
Toby Flenderson wooooullld be dead.
edit
Two-Hole Punch Jim, didn't mean to bite your title, didn't read through everything before hand, either way I hope you don't mind my accidental use of it.
The Mixed Berries with their single off the album All In, (I Wanna Be) More Than That