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Captain Underpants: What is your Fake Name?
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Nov 18th 2006 edited

This is non-Office related, but silly and sweet and wonderful, in my opinion. I got this from my friend Jolane (via MySpace), and couldn't resist. As I have said previously when I have started new threads, if you hate this, let it die.

And, Mods, if this is inappropriate, just kill it! (I say this because there may be copyright issues, but, we are giving credit. Your call...)

My name: Dorfus DippinTush

Have fun, y'all!

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it in this thread.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

First, Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy

Second, Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla X = girdle

Third, Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y= hiney Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

Nov 18th 2006 edited

Well, ya gotta kill the time between episodes SOMEhow, right?

I am Sloopy Wafflelips. I LOVE your name, Dorfy Dippintush!

Nov 18th 2006 edited

ST,

Thanks for not making me feel like a total dork for starting this! LOVE your name as well, by the way. And, just to share, my friend Jolane, who started this whole thing?

Boobie PottyDoodle

Nov 18th 2006

Boobie Dippin Dunkin :) (yikes!) Sounds like something my daughter would love to yell out in a crowded place.

Nov 18th 2006

I am now Dumbo Gizzardbrains. Awesome.

Nov 18th 2006

Hey kids, I'm Stinky Wizzleteats!

Actually, I have two options:

Sloopy Pottydoodle, or
Snooty Pottydoodle.

Nov 18th 2006

Dorfus Farkletush

Nov 18th 2006

Tootsie Frickenfrack

Nov 18th 2006 edited

Dorky Dippenhiney, reporting for duty!

wow, Mixed Berries, your last name actually turned out to be Frickenfrack? My grandma says that as a made up mild expletive. haha

Nov 18th 2006

I happen to find it extremely funny that "farkle" is an option. Ferd, care to join in the fun?

Nov 18th 2006

Snooty Gizzardbutt here. I prefer to be addressed as Mr. Gizzardbutt.

Nov 18th 2006

doofus farklehump

Nov 18th 2006

Goober Chickenhump.

Wow. I am so not telling my kids about this.

Nov 18th 2006

I am now Dinky ChickenButt.

In the words of my brother-in-law:

What's up?
Chicken Butt!

(Yes, he's a grown man)

Nov 18th 2006 edited

Will Sleezy Dippentush choose Sleezy Chickenhump or Dorfus Farkletush?

Nov 18th 2006

Me! Me! Choose me!

I could take Pam in a fistfight if it came to that.

Nov 18th 2006

Sorry to say this KarenM, but I'll br rushing to Pam's aid if that happens! I wouldn't let you put a mark on that beautiful face of hers!

Nov 18th 2006

Hi, i'm sloopy chuckledunkin! :)

Nov 18th 2006

Boobie Rhinosniffer

This is egregious.

Nov 19th 2006

Tootsie Dippindoodle

That was fun - thanks!

Nov 19th 2006

Dorky Potty Squirt???

(assumes Stanley voice) I do not think that is funny.

Nov 19th 2006

Crusty Chickenface
Lovely.

Nov 19th 2006 edited

Will Sleezy Dippentush choose Sleezy Chickenhump or Dorfus Farkletush?

OK, Nathan covered Jim, Pam and Karen. Here are some others:

Michael: Goober Lickinbrains

Dwight: Dorky Battyshorts (Soooo appropriate!)

Angela: Dumbo Dippindoodle

Creed: Crusty GizzardDippin (Again, weirdly appropriate.)

Dorky Potty Squirt??? (assumes Stanley voice) I do not think that is funny.

Oh, no, Brian. That is very, very funny.

Nov 19th 2006

Oh, no, Brian. That is very, very funny.

You, sir, are gross.

(I know you're not a sir, but it's funnier not to misquote it.)

Nov 19th 2006

Dorfus Gizzardbutt

I object.

Nov 19th 2006

Sloopy Potty Pants. Applicable.

Nov 19th 2006

Sloopy Dippensniffer

I like it! It sounds exotic.

Nov 19th 2006

Sounds like a snuff addict to me...

Nov 19th 2006

Sounds like a snuff addict to me...

HA! That was awesome!

Don't judge me. I can quit anytime I want.

Nov 19th 2006

Goober Farkledunkin

Sounds vaguely officey...No? Ok.

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