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This is non-Office related, but silly and sweet and wonderful, in my opinion. I got this from my friend Jolane (via MySpace), and couldn't resist. As I have said previously when I have started new threads, if you hate this, let it die.
And, Mods, if this is inappropriate, just kill it! (I say this because there may be copyright issues, but, we are giving credit. Your call...)
My name: Dorfus DippinTush
Have fun, y'all!
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it in this thread.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
First, Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy
Second, Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla X = girdle
Third, Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y= hiney Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!
Well, ya gotta kill the time between episodes SOMEhow, right?
I am Sloopy Wafflelips. I LOVE your name, Dorfy Dippintush!
ST,
Thanks for not making me feel like a total dork for starting this! LOVE your name as well, by the way. And, just to share, my friend Jolane, who started this whole thing?
Boobie PottyDoodle
Boobie Dippin Dunkin :) (yikes!) Sounds like something my daughter would love to yell out in a crowded place.
Hey kids, I'm Stinky Wizzleteats!
Actually, I have two options:
Sloopy Pottydoodle, or
Snooty Pottydoodle.
Dorky Dippenhiney, reporting for duty!
wow, Mixed Berries, your last name actually turned out to be Frickenfrack? My grandma says that as a made up mild expletive. haha
I happen to find it extremely funny that "farkle" is an option. Ferd, care to join in the fun?
Snooty Gizzardbutt here. I prefer to be addressed as Mr. Gizzardbutt.
I am now Dinky ChickenButt.
In the words of my brother-in-law:
What's up?
Chicken Butt!
(Yes, he's a grown man)
Sorry to say this KarenM, but I'll br rushing to Pam's aid if that happens! I wouldn't let you put a mark on that beautiful face of hers!
Will Sleezy Dippentush choose Sleezy Chickenhump or Dorfus Farkletush?
OK, Nathan covered Jim, Pam and Karen. Here are some others:
Michael: Goober Lickinbrains
Dwight: Dorky Battyshorts (Soooo appropriate!)
Angela: Dumbo Dippindoodle
Creed: Crusty GizzardDippin (Again, weirdly appropriate.)
Dorky Potty Squirt??? (assumes Stanley voice) I do not think that is funny.
Oh, no, Brian. That is very, very funny.
Oh, no, Brian. That is very, very funny.
You, sir, are gross.
(I know you're not a sir, but it's funnier not to misquote it.)
Sounds like a snuff addict to me...
HA! That was awesome!
Don't judge me. I can quit anytime I want.