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Two winters ago I got a chest cold that I was POSITIVE was bronchitis or pneumonia or something. It hurt so bad to cough, and I was coughing quite a bit. I'm the kind of guy who takes Bri's advice and never goes to the doctor, but I went because I was sure I had something. But no, just a cold. So that tells me that even going once every five years is too much.
So, I've been losing some weight recently, and things are weird.
Like, I'm able to wear this used-to-be-way-too-tight shirt today (and it's only regularly-too-tight, and fine under a sweater), but when I put a ring on this morning that normally fits on my left pointer finger, I had to move it to a thinner finger.
Ugh.
Maybe I'm not losing weight, so much as sending it to other places?
Well it got infected a few days ago and needs to be surgically removed.
Wait, whatever happened with this?
Maybe I'm not losing weight, so much as sending it to other places?
Oh young Toosie, you have so much to learn.
Nah, I'm just messing around - according to my scale, I am losing weight. So, nyah. Still, weird.
I lost quite a bit of weight. Then I found it, right behind me.
Was Sir Mix-A-Lot there to say "damn!"?
The thing that's most disturbing to me is how long it goes on. I mean, yeah it's kinda funny. But is it funnier as it goes on? No, not especially. It's just an overdressed woman walking through a park, acting weird.
It's just an overdressed woman...
...with a bad wig and a serious case of camel toe.
...and a serious case of camel toe.
I couldn't tell you anything else about that clip. Was there anything else?
Maybe that's why it's such a popular clip? I think it's really stupid and not especially funny.
That's what I meant by make fun of it properly. It's so horrible and embarrassing that you can't even laugh at it. Who the hell told her that would be a good idea? That's a person with no friends.
Who the hell told her that would be a good idea? That's a person with no friends.
Now you're making me feel bad about half the things I tell Toosie and Daoust to do.
My wife and her sister may or may not be making their own prancercise video in the near future.
That sounds like the best way to mock it. They'll have fun, for sure.