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Underpants Gnomes...my least favorite thread
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Feb 22nd 2007

They come late at night and steal your underpants. They don't leave anything behind.

Feb 22nd 2007

They're also known as "skeevy little pervs."

Feb 22nd 2007 edited

The garden variety of the underpants gnomes plant stolen underwear in hopes of spring blooms. (Tried to get a haiku out of it, but failed.)

Feb 22nd 2007

They are somewhat related to Car Key Gnomes. But CKG don't take the keys, they just misplace them for you. And they operate at all hours of the day.

Feb 22nd 2007

The garden variety of the underpants gnomes plant them in hopes of spring blooms.

Is that the mysterious phase 2? You know, the "..." between "collect underpants" and "profit?"

Feb 22nd 2007

The garden variety of the underpants gnomes plant stolen underwear in hopes of spring blooms.

Maybe they'll make my blueberry bushes bear fruit this year, too.

Feb 22nd 2007

Is that the mysterious phase 2? You know, the "..." between "collect underpants" and "profit?"

No one knows what phase 2 is. Maybe we're not meant to know. Maybe we can't handle it. Anyway, it's never spoken about.

Maybe they'll make my blueberry bushes bear fruit this year, too.

That would be the Berry Fairies you're looking for.

Feb 22nd 2007

They're also known as "skeevy little pervs."

I believe it's skivvy little pervs.

Feb 22nd 2007 edited

They're also known as "skeevy little pervs."

I believe it's skivvy little pervs.

If skeevy, then would some consider Toby to be an Underwear Gnome?

Feb 22nd 2007 edited

I believe it's skivvy little pervs.

Nice. Skivvy stealers are definitely skeevy, too.

then would some consider Toby to be an Underwear Gnome

Yes. And he has sort of gnomish features, so...yes.

Feb 22nd 2007

skivvy little pervs

yes!

Aug 25th 2008

I don't remember what launched this thread. But it's awesome.

Aug 25th 2008

What happened to TheRealBenFranklin, I wonder?

And yes, this thread is teh cool. (Did I do that right?)

Aug 25th 2008

One thing you can say about threads launched by Jinx...they certainly had no staying power.

Aug 20th 2009

It's been nearly a year since anyone posted in this thread.

Aug 20th 2009

This is my favorite thread of all the unnecessary threads.

Aug 20th 2009

I think we're still in Phase 2 and haven't gotten to "profit" yet.

Aug 20th 2009

saintsaucey will probably repeatedly bang his head against his desk when he sees what passes for an acceptable thread around here.

Aug 20th 2009

I don't remember what launched this thread. But it's awesome.

360 days later and I still feel this way.

Aug 20th 2009

And I still feel Toosie the same way.

whoops.

Aug 20th 2009

Whoops! That isn't supposed to get out, Jinx.

Aug 20th 2009

That isn't supposed to get out, Jinx.

TWToosS! TWToosS!

Aug 20th 2009

If bajingoes are worthy of their own thread, (which they most certainly are), then underpants deserve their own thread as well.

Aug 20th 2009

Maybe they'll make my blueberry bushes bear fruit this year, too.

That would be the Berry Fairies you're looking for.

Two years, five months, twenty-nine days later:

I like this.

Aug 20th 2009

Longest Tear ever.

Aug 20th 2009

That's what ST once exclaimed?

May 6th 2011

Who's wearing pants today? Or I guess the better question is Who's not wearing pants today?

May 6th 2011

I was looking through old posts yesterday, while bored at work, and I saw this thread, and I thought, "I should write something in that one" but I didn't have anything to say at the time, so I didn't. Nice work, 2s

May 6th 2011

I wanted to take my pants off at work today, but I don't think it would be the best thing to do your second day on the job.

May 6th 2011

Now you'll never know for sure.

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