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Kevin Malone : Stay away from my mom
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Feb 20th 2006 edited

Discuss all things Kevin.

Feb 21st 2006

I gotta erase a lot of stuff...a LOT....of STUFF.

Niiice.

Feb 21st 2006

Too late, Kev...

Feb 21st 2006

I'd have to say Kevin is among my top 3 supporting characters, along with Darryl and Ryan.

Feb 21st 2006 edited

I love Kevin. I love everytime his voice cracks

Ryan: Who's your emergency contact?

Kevin: Stacey

or

Angela: Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.

Kevin: ...Romances?

Heck, anyone who can pull off an Incredibles costume is good enough for me.

Feb 23rd 2006

My favorite Kevin quote has to be:

Sweep the leg.

Feb 26th 2006

Kevin is awesome. One of my favorite characters by far.

"Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.

Jim Halpert: Thanks for the heads-up, Kev.

Kevin: I got your back if he does. [long pause] But I'll try to stay out of it."

Amazing.

Mar 1st 2006 edited

"Anal Fissures are a real thing."

"Yeah, well no one here has it."

[Pause]

"Someone here does."

Pure genius.

Mar 2nd 2006

"Hedonism - It's like Club Med...but everything naked"

Mar 8th 2006 edited

Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess...

Mar 16th 2006

oh Kevin, Kevin, Kevin...Good dad? I think you'll need to work on that a little...

Jun 27th 2006

It seems like Michael hates Kevin almost as much as he hates Toby. Is it just me or do you guys see it, too?

  • He tells him to go to his corner during Packer's joke in Sexual Harassment
  • His outburst when Kevin says, "She wasn't that hot." in the same episode

It seems like there are more, I just can't think of any right now.

Jun 27th 2006

Actually, no, I don't see it all. I think telling him to go to his corner was Michael just trying to look tough and discipline someone in public, it just happened to be Kevin. And his outburst (which was hiliarious) was more frustration from the entire day. I never got the impression Michael cared one way or the other about Kevin.

I do have to take advantage of the revival of the thread and give a shout out to my favorite secondary character. Everything he does cracks me up. Best moments:

  1. Performance Review - "I heard they made out AND had sex"
  2. The Secret - "Jim has it bad for Pam" to Creed, which led to the infamous "Which one is Pam?" line. Followed up shortly by "Niiiice, she is soooo hot" to Jim when Pam walks by, which leads to Jim telling Pam the secret.
  3. E-mail Survelliance - "My brother is in town and we are going to the Alaskan Film Festival..." to avoid hanging out with Michael
Jun 27th 2006

I have a question: has anyone seen Kevin's front teeth? Because I can't remember ever seeing them. A pic would be nice.

Jun 27th 2006

He doesn't show his teeth. His dirty grin is the closest we get.

Jun 27th 2006

He doesn't show his teeth. His dirty grin is the closest we get.

Maybe Dwight's told him about it being a sign of weakness in primates...

Aug 31st 2006

Kevin's new blog made me laugh, and cry, and laugh...

kevin's myspace

Oct 8th 2007 edited

Wow. I posted the last comment in this thread. 13 months ago.

This was more of a Brian comment (B., not H.) but thought it was interesting. And unfortunate. From Kevin's MySpace blog this week:

Oh. Another thing. I have been getting a lot of "ideas" from people. Like "ideas" about what we should do in our office, and what should be filmed and put on the tv. Some scripts. Some ideas. Some scenes. Some situations. I cannot read these. The mothership does not allow it. I know it may seem lame... but those are the rules. If I were to make someone do something in the office and the mothership were to film it, then another person might claim it was "their thought". That would be a problem. So I have been instructed that if I am going to have a blog site, I cannot read or listen to any of these ideas. So when you send me something, it is deleted. Sorry for any inconvenience.

I liked the idea that some ideas from fans were ending up on the show.

Oct 8th 2007

I'm not convinced they're not. If the ideas come from discussion boards like this one, writers could easily say there was another source of inspiration. But if I post a plot idea on Brian B.'s myspace page and it turns up in an episode next March, the timeline is pretty hard to dismiss. And I'll sue for royalties like a banshee. A litigious banshee.

Oct 8th 2007

In the interest of posting the twentieth comment on this page, I really enjoyed it that he picked up on calling Jim "Tuna" from Andy. I can't believe that it never occurred to me before, but Kevin and Andy seem like a natural match. Did they ever have a scene together before?

Oct 8th 2007

I think they had a couple brief scenes in The Merger, but I can't think of any others. You're right, they are perfect for each other.

Oct 8th 2007

I really enjoyed it that he picked up on calling Jim "Tuna" from Andy.

Yeah, and I love that he had just gotten indignant at Andy calling Ryan "Fire Guy" because he hadn't been there.

I can't believe that it never occurred to me before, but Kevin and Andy seem like a natural match.

Yeah, there was something very natural about their chemistry that kitchen scene.

Oct 10th 2007

I wonder if Kevin and Stacy have gotten married? If not, he's challenging Pam for that Longest Engagement Dundie.

Oct 10th 2007

I think we would have at least heard about it if they did get married. I'd like to hear a little more about that story line.

Oct 10th 2007

I wonder if Kevin and Stacy have gotten married? If not, he's challenging Pam for that Longest Engagement Dundie.

Great point. He ain't winning whitest Keds, that's for sure.

Oct 10th 2007

Come on, guys. It's complicated. He would appreciate some space on this.

Apr 21st 2008

Well at least now (Chair Model) we know what's up with Kevin and Stacy.

I like how Kevin has this complex life outside the office that we know practially nothing about.

Jul 7th 2008

Question: Did we see Stacy in The Dundies? What about E-mail Surveillance? Booze Cruise? Any other time?

Jul 7th 2008

I don't think we ever saw her. But didn't we see her kid in Take Your Daughter to Work? And would Kevin have taken a kid to work if he weren't connected with his/her mother?

Jul 7th 2008 edited

Did we see Stacy in The Dundies?

Isn't she the blonde sitting at the table with him?

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