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Stanley Hudson : It's all about my bonus
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May 8th 2007

Miracle Whip is to mayo as Buddhism is to Sonny Bono.

I don't know what this means, but I like it.

May 17th 2007

Anybody else notice Stanley actually having a hardy chuckle after the group "that's what she said" at the hot dog eating contest? Nice to see him enjoying something for once.

Apr 25th 2008

Stanley in the bath with a glass of red wine? That picture is just too much.

Apr 25th 2008

Undercover Brother was a funny movie.

Apr 25th 2008

Stanley was in that movie? I love that movie. But I don't remember him.

Apr 25th 2008 edited

I don't believe so, but you cited the movie in your earlier post, which reminded me of its existence.

Apr 25th 2008

Sahlid.

Apr 25th 2008

Caucasian overload. Caucasian overload.

May 6th 2008

You're so white.

May 28th 2009

My friend just Facebooked that he ran into Stanley at the Louvre.

May 28th 2009

Maybe he was trying to track down the Priory of Sion.

May 28th 2009

Ah yes! The man who gave me my Username!

"When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats, drinking red wine, watching my mystery stories - the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott."

May 28th 2009 edited

I did like that he called them "my mystery stories"

Stanley's tivo. * Spencer For Hire * Kojac * Old Lady Serial Killer * Matlock * The Father Dowling Mysteries

why is mark down not working for my list making anymore.

May 28th 2009 edited

He also makes a thinly veiled threat towards Jim & Pam in "Night Out" about how he better be home with some red wine SOON or there'll be consequences!

May 28th 2009

Yeah - my grandma used to refer to soap operas as "her stories". It's kinda cute.

Sep 16th 2011 edited

Don't know if this is real or not, but someone posted this transcription of a deleted scene from "Goodbye, Michael":

Michael leans against Stanley's desk with a notecard tucked in his hands and a "I'm really gonna make a connection" smile on his face.

Stanley slowly looks up at him with barely-muzzled fury)
Michael (reading from card): "Do you hate that I am proud and brown / and standing here alive / with baby oil on my nubian thighs / I will survive, I will survive. Big Mama Angelou."

Stanley: (deep growl, eyes fall back to his "work")

Michael: Doin' a crossword. Let us do one last crossword together. As brothers. (stands up, claps hands together)

Stanley: No. (pulls away instinctively)

Michael: Shall we? Let's. (grabs at puzzle book)

Stanley: No. No! (tugs at book)

(As they fight for the book, it opens and a number of pictures spill onto the floor. The camera goes for a close-up. Much of the photos are blurred out, but it is clearly a collection of pornographic Japanese cartoons. Stanley bends to pick them up, glancing embarrassed at the camera)

(cut to Stanley talking head)

Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.

Sep 16th 2011

It's a deleted scene on the DVD's.

Sep 16th 2011

It's a deleted scene on the DVD's.

Yeah, that's what they said. Seemed a little dark for The Office. (The scene, not Stanley)

Sep 16th 2011

It's pretty funny, but a good example of the outlandish stuff they've been doing in recent years. The idea that Stanley prints out Japanese porn and stares at it at work pretending to do crosswords is a bit ridiculous if you think about it. I'm just surprised that it didn't actually make the episode.

Nov 29th 2011

I'm laughing hysterically:

2 Be Simple

Nov 29th 2011

That right there is the funniest Stanley has been in years.

Nov 29th 2011

Paul Lieberstein would be thrilled at the number of "shove it up your butt!" references in the comments. That's when you know you've created something transcendent.

Nov 29th 2011

I made it to the 3:25 mark before I had to run screaming to the back button. That was not fun for anyone. It made me miss "Did I Stutter."

Nov 29th 2011

I felt the desire to stab myself a couple of times. It was not good.

Nov 29th 2011

You guys suck, because that was awesome.

Nov 30th 2011

You've done that thing with the box, haven't you?

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