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There are many, many moments when I'm on the forum that I just want to say a random quote that pops into my head, and yet I can't for I have no way to put it into the current conversation. So Im making this thread so I can have a place to do so, just think of it as a "Shooting the breeze" but for random quotes.
Example: I was thinking of Dwight's talking head during "Drug Testing" when he's talking about himself in the confrence room not paying attention and then BAM! he's taking notes the whole time. Classic.
Anyway, that's the general Idea, if you are like me and need a random post place, go right ahead. If not then leave it alone, and I'm sure it will drift into the hallowed halls of the forum never to be seen again.
I'll probably never get a better opportunity:
"Plus, she's a survivor of Monster Rape."
Funny thing, aren't both the quotes from deleted scenes? I think (or in your case Brian i thing see here twelve posts down they are
Have you ever...pooped a balloon?
I love saying that but I never have had a chance to in this forum, so thanks for this thread!
"Do black people like pizza?"
I sense a really short fanfiction coming together, one that incorporates all these random quotes. It would be a romance, obviously.
"Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato."
I just love the way Toby delivers this line.
"What...what were..."
"I was rejecting your kiss"
I love that line because she's just so cold, but smart that she wants to make very certain very soon that nothing could possibly ever happen. Oh, Pam!
"If you say another word I will stop this car..."
Even though shes on a freeway I believe her (and apparently so does Michael) anyway that scene is sooo well done because it's the one girl going home with the last person she wanted to and the other girl going home with exactly who she wanted to.
"We're not going as a group. It's just a private friend who happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing."
That kills me every time. Michael desperation to be included is only matched by their desperation to get rid of him.
"I am upper management, and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to."
"He said what?"
"I hope it's urine."
That is pretty much the only context you would ever hear that phrase uttered, and it is probably the phrase I would utter myself.
I keep wandering into the freecycle thread hoping so see something about urine, but it never happens.
"Pink the color, Pink the person, pretty much anything that is awesome . . ."
Because nobody is as ditzy as Kelly Kapoor. Nobody.
I keep wandering into the freecycle thread hoping so see something about urine, but it never happens.
"It has to be official and it has to be urine."
"Listen up, everyone! It is 11:23 exactly. The exact moment when you emerged from your mother’s vaginal canal."
I went with a friend to look at houses he was considering buying last weekend, and I just wanted an opportunity to yell "cool, carpenter ants!"
How many Fillet 'o Fishes did you eat?
That was over several months, Ryan!
(clink clink clink clink) "I don't wanna work. I just want to bang on this mug all day"
Because that is how I'm feeling right now. If you close your eyes really tight, you can imagine me hitting my mug and singing this, because that is exactly what I am doing right now.
"To Amsterdam"
I love the way Toby delivers this line.
Drug Testing has so many great lines that aren't even part of the whole "jinx" game...
Michael: Dude, where’s my office? I totally lost it! Cause I was half-baked, smoking doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smoking doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest.
Kelly: And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I’m so small, and all I had eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court, so I said, is it okay if I sip it? And they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way. Dwight: Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor Story Hour!
Jim: No, you said that I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
That last one gives me my favorite Dwight reaction of all time. I call em' "Squid Eyes"
I think of something totally different when I hear "squid eyes".
Really? What do you think of?