Sweep the leg.

Oh dear god what is this thread? What have I done?

You hit like a girl.

Your monkey style is no match for my shaolin temple.

Stonybloke, you have something, you have something.

Ah look, it's the karate kid...the Hillary Swank version.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? (Pacino).

Well, that would be kinda worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who can kick his ass.

You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?

What belt are they?

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

This new thread sure kicks a lot of ass! After I read it, I started totally freaking out and started flipping all over my cube. My boss came in to see what was wrong and I totally cut his head off! After that he tasted the wrath of my super dragon monkey kick! It was sweet...

I'm beating a retreat and heading home. Beat that.

I've been inspired by this thread to strategically place weapons around my office.

Right now one of my co-workers walked by and just for the heck of it I challenged him to battle my ultimate ninja power. He acted like he didn't know what I was talking about so I started flipping out and I ripped off my shirt...it was sweet...he got scared and started running but he was too slow for my exploding donkey kick...the cubicle wall caved in on him and his torso blew up from being so afraid. Everyone else came running to see what happened and when they saw him they all puked it was so gross and then they worshipped me when they saw what a bad-ass ninja I was...

This makes me want to hear Jimmy James read the English translation of the Japanese translation of his biography.

Macho Business Donkey Wrestler?

If I brought in my potato gun, pepper spray and/or nunchucks to this thread I could kick all of your asses with no effort at all, regardless of your ninja training. Plus, I ate a whole bunch of beets (and a baby) for breakfast, so suck it.

Was it a thirsty baby?

No, it was a plump, well-fed baby. I am ready to go.

Was it a thirsty baby?

air high five to KarenM

What is everyone's major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you guys enough attention when you were children?

The cannibal's Gatorade--niiicee...

If I brought in my potato gun, pepper spray and/or nunchucks to this thread I could kick all of your asses with no effort at all, regardless of your ninja training. Plus, I ate a whole bunch of beets (and a baby) for breakfast, so suck it.

The choice is yours...bow to me or face much flying shinkido punch.

He acted like he didn't know what I was talking about so I started flipping out

Now I'm cutting off Jinx's head with a chainsaw!!!

Ninja skills rock! I just invoked Raging Crane on the Payroll Dept. and got a raise.

it would be better if you were unconscious

(ow!)

I just invoked Raging Crane on the Payroll Dept. and got a raise.

Sweet!