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Oct 23rd 2008

I've only been here a month. I would be...humilated!....I'm gonna do it.

Oct 23rd 2008

Jinx, LATP.

Yessss, limon!

Oct 23rd 2008

I am the less-than-proud owner of a flat butt. I can do all the leg lifts and lunges I want but it won't round itself. Quel dommage.

Are you? I didn't look so I can't say but you can't be flat. You're the white me. Not that I have a huge ass or anything. I'm just saying.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

I enjoy a good apple bottom as much as the next guy, but the flat girls don't get enough respect or attention. Audrey Hepburn would've approved.

Oct 23rd 2008

Lem can sing one thing and type another.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

I think your co-workers are going to think you are a-w-e (clap clap) s-o-m-e!

Are you? I didn't look so I can't say but you can't be flat. You're the white me. Not that I have a huge ass or anything. I'm just saying.

Yeah, that's one major factor of my whiteness. That and my pasty skin.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

Here you go, gt. Collector's item, even!

I enjoy a good apple bottom as much as the next guy, but the flat girls don't get enough respect or attention. Audrey Hepburn would've approved.

Flat-bottomed girls, they make your rockin' world go 'round?

Oct 23rd 2008

Tasty. Thanks, LATP.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

Pasty is tasty. ( A made-up saying that would make Michael Scott beam.)

Oct 23rd 2008

I did it! There's only one guy here and he started laughing. I didn't sing it all loud but it was loud enough for him to hear. I'm gonna go hide in my cube now. I hope I don't get slapped with a sexual harrassment warning.

Oct 23rd 2008

Ahahahahaha, way to be a risk-taker, lem!

Oct 23rd 2008

Niiiice! I wish limon was an officemate of mine.

Oct 23rd 2008

I wish you all were my officemates. Then we could play flonkerton and coffee races.

Oct 23rd 2008

sigh

Oct 23rd 2008

I was hoping Flonkerton would have been included in the Olympics but, alas, no luck. Such an underrated sport.

Oct 23rd 2008

I did it!

Hopefully it was caught on the surveillance cameras and will be posted on YouTube shortly.

Oct 23rd 2008

Where's YouTube? i don't get off my beet farm or Scranton very much.

Oct 24th 2008

Welcome, Beetlejuice! I would like to start off by saying I love Michael Keaton and that movie. That said, this:

Her butt is like Steve Carell's nose: it's not for everybody.

Is unacceptable. Don't talk about Steve that way. Anque will have to choke a bitch. You know what they say about big noses…

Also, officially, Karen=SheDevil. We do not want her back. Except for ctf, of course.

I lol'd at that one.

(dies a little on the inside) It's cool. He's new, mtt. I'll give him a bit before I start hammering him the way I hammer you. (really cute winky face here)

I wish you all were my officemates. Then we could play flonkerton and coffee races.

Me, too! Come save me in ivy league university aycheedoublehockeysticks. It's cold here, by the way.

Oct 24th 2008

I feel like a big booty-head. You're name is Beetjuice, which is also cool, but it took me three days to read it correctly. I apologize.

Oct 24th 2008

I'll give him a bit before I start hammering him the way I hammer you.

Goodness. Does Madge know about this?

Oct 24th 2008

She does now. This would promise to be an interesting afternoon, if Madge weren't leaving soon to head up to Dubuque. :-)

Oct 24th 2008

Her butt is like Steve Carell's nose: it's not for everybody.

Is unacceptable. Don't talk about Steve that way. Anque will have to choke a bitch. You know what they say about big noses…

Besides, it's not half the size of Krasinski's schnozz.

Oct 24th 2008

Besides, it's not half the size of Krasinski's schnozz.

His nose? What about those ears? He could land a fighter on an aircraft carrier if he knew how to wiggle those bad boys.

Oct 24th 2008

You two are hateful, small men. SMALL...in every way imaginable. And in some ways that are better not imagined, I bet.

Oct 24th 2008

Just checking to see if anyone was awake.

Oct 24th 2008

Ouch! Count on BTF to serve it up right where it hurts. You go girl.

Oct 24th 2008

No one bashes the Kras without retribution from me....no way. Thanks, Anque!

Oct 24th 2008

You two are hateful, small men. SMALL...in every way imaginable. And in some ways that are better not imagined, I bet.

She's talking about our noses, I think.

So on another topic, anyone notice Jim's looking a little dumpy lately? Looks like a salesman's busy schedule leaves little time for the gym, huh? But hey, he's off the market so no big deal, right?

Oct 24th 2008

She's talking about our noses, I think.

Probably.

So on another topic, anyone notice Jim's looking a little dumpy lately?

You are on your own now sir.

Oct 24th 2008

DC is so wise, like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

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