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Toby Flenderson : I felt kind of weird buying that
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Oct 23rd 2008 edited

Awwwwwwww.

and it worked.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

But not as beautiful as Madge.

Suck up. Yeah, I said it!

I know you've been married for a long, long time now, Old Married Lady, but I hope you can still tell the difference between "Suck Up" and "In Love". :-)

Awwwwwwww.

:-D

I can't wait 'til tomorrow.

Oct 23rd 2008

"Karen has a prettier face, but Pam has bigger boobs."

WRONG!!!! (the first part, the second part is right)

(Welcome, by the way.)

Oct 23rd 2008

They're both pretty, in different ways. Karen is more exotically pretty: olive skin, full lips, dark eyes. Perfect bone structure in that face. Pam is an all-American girl: sweet, unassuming, slightly dorky, reminds you of that girl in school who was pretty but didn't really know it. Part of her attractiveness is that they don't really make an attempt to glam her up and make her look traditionally attractive. She's more approachable and vulnerable, whereas Karen is perhaps more like the girl the dorky guy doesn't think he has a chance with, so he develops a sort of mild hatred for her type.

Oct 23rd 2008

Rashida may be attractive, but she ain't never coming back.

Oct 23rd 2008

"Rashida may be attractive, but she ain't never coming back."

One can hope, one can hope.

Oct 23rd 2008

Karen is more exotically pretty

Because her father was a GI.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

"Because her father was a GI."

I lol'd at that one. Classic Scott.

Oct 23rd 2008

I lol'd at that one.

Uh-oh! Just wait 'til Anque gets here! :-D

Oct 23rd 2008

Her butt is like Steve Carell's nose: it's not for everybody.

Yeah, I guess some people like flat butts. To each their own.

Rashida may be attractive, but she ain't never coming back.

Ah, DC, I like you.

Oct 23rd 2008

"Yeah, I guess some people like flat butts. To each their own."

I'll take some Karen flatness over pockmarks and cellulite. Unfortunately, we've never seen the backside of Pam to use as a cross-reference.

Oct 23rd 2008

But we have seen Jenna's in Blades of Glory and in her nude Peta ad, so what's your point?

Oct 23rd 2008

Jenna did a nude PETA ad? I don't believe you. Continue.

Oct 23rd 2008

And her rear is pockmark and cellulite-free. I've seen the ad.

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

Her butt looked pretty good in Fun Run too, (in Spandex no less!), when they zoomed in on her and Jim holding hands. I'm not gay.

Oct 23rd 2008

Jenna in Blades of Glory is not Pam in The Office. I wanna see her in character. Environment makes a difference in perception.

Oct 23rd 2008

Jenna in Blades of Glory is not Pam in The Office.

They do, however, have the same butt.

Oct 23rd 2008

Jenna in Blades of Glory is not Pam in The Office. I wanna see her in character. Environment makes a difference in perception.

So, Jenna "in-character" of Pam would have cellulite and Jenna "in character" of Katie Von Waldenburg wouldn't have cellulite? That makes no sense.

Oct 23rd 2008

Carmen Electra, for instance, has a super-flat butt, but put her in those same gray Karen slacks, and you guys wouldn't be so harsh. Ah, bias.

Oct 23rd 2008

Aaaaaaa!

Is it my imagination or is the level of discourse at an all time low around here? And yet I can't look away.

Oct 23rd 2008

The original cellulite observation was a general one of flat butts vs. non-flat butts, not referring specifically to Jenna Fischer at all.

Oct 23rd 2008

Carmen Electra, for instance, has a super-flat butt, but put her in those same gray Karen slacks, and you guys wouldn't be so harsh.

I'm always biased against flat-assed women.

I like big butts, and I cannot lie

Oct 23rd 2008

"You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt!"

I've missed so much here today....

Oct 23rd 2008

The original cellulite observation was a general one of flat butts vs. non-flat butts, not referring specifically to Jenna Fischer at all.

You mentioned her and we responded.

Oct 23rd 2008

I've missed so much here today....

You really haven't, LATP.

Oct 23rd 2008

Tanks LATP and mtt. Now, I have that song in my head. I wonder what my coworkers would do if I started singing it, right now?

Oct 23rd 2008

Dancing. Smacking their behinds.

Oct 23rd 2008

I am the less-than-proud owner of a flat butt. I can do all the leg lifts and lunges I want but it won't round itself. Quel dommage.

Oct 23rd 2008

I wonder what my coworkers would do if I started singing it, right now?

Do it, limon. 3-2-1

Oct 23rd 2008 edited

Crap! Beat by gt!

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