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Won't That Just Shed More Light on the Penises? The Manmeat Thread.
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Nov 9th 2012

He has good abs..

Which supports the back, which supports the pelvis, which houses the penis, which is the fun part.

Nov 9th 2012

Yesh.

Nov 9th 2012

Nice. So the bigger the abdominal region, the better?

Nov 9th 2012

Yesh.

Swearword

Nov 9th 2012

He peed on an electric fence.

I didn't say he was smart, just ridiculously good looking.

Well, it was in Tommy Boy, so it wasn't really real pee.

Nov 9th 2012

My favorite athlete, not to mention my next husband. So what if I'm old enough to be his mother. So what??

Clay Matthews

And one for VG, since she knows how to appreciate a good set of abs:

Bare Clay

Nov 9th 2012

Yeah. Favre's awesome.

Nov 9th 2012

Shunned!

Nov 9th 2012

Sorry, is that Dolph Lundgren?

Nov 9th 2012

No, Brigette Nielsen.

Aug 16th 2013

Don't ask what kind of sites I read that allow me to see this kind of news. I honestly don't know.

Chubby Checker's suing HP

Aug 16th 2013

That's hilarious. I lol'd.

Scrolling up, that picture of the guy underneath Clay Matthews is NOT the picture I posted. What the what?

Aug 16th 2013

Oh, I see why it could change. If you look at the address bar, the path to the file is:

files/styles/slideshow-main/public/6.jpg

The folks that update that site probably just upload new photos to that location to quickly change out the main slideshow. So, some hottie was probably there last Nov, but now it's just a sad guy sitting on a bed.

Aug 16th 2013

Looks kinda weird with my comment to VG about abs. Oh well.

Feb 14th 2015

I just used the phrase "manmeat" in a private facebook conversation, with women. Responses:

I don't even know how to respond

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Haha! That's such a gross word (Toos)!

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Manmeat. Oh, (Toos). Are you reading 50 Shades or something?

Thanks, you darlin' fellas, for corrupting this delicate southern flower of a girl. I only used it in a normal context, re: vegetarianism. Apparently, I'm a huge perv.

Feb 15th 2015

Did talk turn to sweater meat or other variations?

Feb 17th 2015

I sort of forgot that phrase... Maybe I'll pull it out soon? ;-)

Feb 17th 2015

Maybe I'll pull it out soon?

Right thread. Wrong gender.

Aug 13th 2015

I make my own.

Oct 3rd 2019

From March 6, 2012

So, a man I didn't really know, who I had only just met, fondled my scrotum yesterday.

It's okay - he was a urologist. I don't know why that makes it okay, actually. It's amazing how the mind works - I know I had to shut off a certain part of my brain to allow myself to pull my pants down and let him...do that. And I was more or less able to do that. But still, yeah, it's a pretty strange experience.

He was just doing the check over - making sure I had nothing wrong with my junk so that if I wanted to go ahead with the vasectomy, I could. Apparently everything is a-okay...except, I don't want to do it now. I just wanted to go talk to the doctor, see what my options were, and then I would make the decision. But I had made my decision pretty much when my friend told me he was still hurting from his vasectomy, a month later. I decided that I'd rather just keep things as they are, and run the natural risks that come with having a fully functioning reproductive unit.

UPDATE*

I'm sure you were all wondering about the ending to this story. Well, I'm doing it now. Next week. It only took me 7 years and innumerable pregnancy scares to get to this point. Truthfully, what ultimately made the decision was a clinic nearby that will do a less invasive procedure. That's all it took. Would you all like to be kept updated as to the process? Since technology has progressed, and it doesn't make much sense to write about it here, I will probably be going live on Instagram. Should be an informative show. Men, prepare yourself accordingly. Get ready to feel average.

Oct 4th 2019

Who hasn't seen Daoust's manmeat? Half of all the NAer's moms already have. And some of the dads.

Oct 8th 2019

So, a man I didn't really know, who I had only just met, fondled my scrotum yesterday.

I read this thinking, “My God, did I write this? Why would he dredge that up?”

Would you all like to be kept updated as to the process?

Yes, we’ll check back for details in 2026.

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