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I guess I wouldn’t mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys: NAers Talk About Their Kids
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Mar 8th 2012

Indeed they are.

Mar 8th 2012

I just boxed up my never-opened season six dvd set to ship back to Amazon. I think I'm getting $7.50 for it.

Mar 8th 2012

I was too lazy to even think of one. Jinx came up with mine.

Mar 8th 2012

I just boxed up my never-opened season six dvd set to ship back to Amazon. I think I'm getting $7.50 for it.

You're ripping them off. Good.

Mar 8th 2012

Pretty sure I stopped watching somewhere in season 5. Maybe early season 6. The last thing I remember is Pam and Jim's wedding.

Mar 8th 2012

You mean the point where the show should have ended.

Mar 8th 2012

That was Casino Night.

Mar 8th 2012

That was Casino Night.

That was the one with the kiss, right? In the dump?

Mar 8th 2012

That was the one with the kiss, right? In the dump?

Why would you remind me of that? The cruelty...

Mar 8th 2012

That was the one with the kiss, right? In the dump?

No, on the lips.

Mar 8th 2012

Very nice.

Mar 8th 2012

Agreed.

Mar 8th 2012

I haven't watched since season 5, either. I'm not sure I've made it through a whole episode since . . . "Koi Pond"? Was that an episode? There are whole characters I'm not remotely familiar with. I keep seeing reference to Gabe. I've never seen an episode with this Gabe.

Mar 8th 2012

Gabe was cool. Now he's lame. He is The Office.

Mar 8th 2012

Ryan/Toby/Jim/Pam/Dwight was funny, not s/he's lame. They are The Office.

Mar 8th 2012

The Walking Dead was good. Now it's lame. It is The Office.

Mar 8th 2012 edited

Sick Boy: Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley...
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy: That means fuck all. It's a sympathy vote.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
Sick Boy: Yeah.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's your theory?
Sick Boy: Yeah. Beautifully fucking illustrated.

Mar 15th 2012

Well, my kid did pretty good on his report card. I know this because I follow him on Twitter.

Mar 15th 2012

Hahaha!

Apr 17th 2012

My daughter has been climbing trees this week. Not a big deal for most kids, but it is for her. She's always had issues with gravitational security...her balance is OK, but she feels very unsafe when she is up high. She was late to learn how to swing, and she's never been one to climb all over things. But she wanted to climb a tree. So I took a little ladder to an oak tree in our yard (she calls it "little oak") and she climbed to the first open branches and just sat there a while. Her head was right about as high as my head, standing on the ground, so you can see that she wasn't very high. But she loved it. She kept asking if she would climb higher when she was older, and I said that she would. Much to my surprise, she climbed to the next branch. She got very scared trying to step back down, but after getting back to the ground, she climbed back up again.

I think I am very proud, not that she climbed six feet into a tree, but that she did something that scared her.

Apr 17th 2012 edited

I think I am very proud, not that she climbed six feet into a tree, but that she did something that scared her.

That is very awesome, Jinx. You go, Jinxetta!

(it will be less awesome when she is 17, and considering unprotected sex after the prom)

Well, my kid did pretty good on his report card. I know this because I follow him on Twitter.

Priceless!

May 12th 2012 edited

This site breaks my heart and makes me wish I had more $$$ and could adopt.

Adopt US Kids

Jun 7th 2012

I went to my daughter's school for their end of the year picnic. I think my daughter's really impressed with me...she kept introducing me to all her friends and kept saying "This is my dad, he's really funny, like a comedian. Dad, tell a joke!" Even though seven year olds are pretty easy to entertain, I was drawing a blank. But, I should enjoy this, because in five years I'll be the worst dad ever, I'm sure.

Jun 7th 2012

"Poop!"

Works every time until they're about ten.

Jun 7th 2012

Aww...I should have thought of that.

Jun 7th 2012

I should enjoy this, because in five years I'll be the worst dad ever, I'm sure.

When my 17 year old was in kindergarten, I visited his class so that I could have lunch with him. He was beaming as he told his classmates, "That's my dad!"

He still says that to people, but now it's while he's covering his eyes and shaking his head.

Jun 7th 2012

seven year old

I think your kid ages faster than most humans. I thought you had a five year old.

Jun 7th 2012

I have a five year old, soon to be six year old. He was under two when I joined here. Time flies, man. Every parent of a grown child will tell a parent of a young child how fast time goes. You know it does, but what are you supposed to do about it?

"Poop!"

My favorite poop joke ever:

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?"

"Because he was a party pooper!"

Jun 7th 2012

I recently realized that I've been divorced longer than I was married, which is super-weird, mostly because of how not weird it is now.

Jun 7th 2012 edited

I think that's a good milestone to pass, not that I know shit about it. I just think it'd be good for your outlook.

Works every time until they're about ten.

Heh heh. Still works on me

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