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Blech! Worst. Ideas. For An Episode or Season Arc. Ever.
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Oct 30th 2008

These are actually very hilarious...sometimes I wish I were creative.

Nov 30th 2008 edited

Jim and his new wife Pam, who is great with child, go on a trip to Bethlehem, PA.
However, after finding no hotels with vacancies, they are forced to turn back and
spend the night at Schrute Farm where Pam gives birth in the newly appointed
"Manger Room". They wrap the baby in swaddling paper and name him Jamus.
(Many may remember that the arrival of this child was foretold by Ed Truck,
who was later decapitated.) Kevin, Andy and Michael, not the wisest of men,
intend to bring gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. Sadly, Kevin gambles away
the gold, Andy spills the frankincense and Michael, not knowing what myrrh is
or where to buy it, brings Pizza by Alfredo instead and all three are told to leave.
The episode ends with Pam and Jim fleeing to Nashua with their child after
learning that Jan, fearing this new baby will be cuter than hers, has sent out
an e-dict threatening to kill every newborn male in Lackawanna County.

Nov 30th 2008

Jan sends out and electronic penis to kill babies? Damn you Porn!

Nov 30th 2008

Michael has a love child (played by Miley Cyrus) with Phyllis. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has a four episode story arc as a new speed bump for JAM. She seduces Pam. Dwight discovers a Mrs. Buttersworth bottle of syrup, and is now on a search for love to find the real Mrs. Buttersworth. Daryl goes through extensive plastic surgery and is now played by Tyra Banks. While all this is happening, the rest of the office discover that Andy is not as stupid as he seems. He is a CIA agent sent in to DM to seduce Kevin, who is actually a French terrorist named LeChiffre. Andy is sent to a 100 million dollar, high stakes, Texas Hold Em game. If he loses, the US government will have directly funded terrorism.

Angela and Oscar are then ordered by Michael to eliminate Jan. Stanley's old Black Panther buddies show up and kidnap Creed for revenge since Creed killed the real Creed Bratton who was once the greatest Black Panther. Toby and Meredith fall in love.

Nov 30th 2008

Toby and Meredith fall in love.

I like this idea!

Jan 25th 2010
I know this forum is dead, but i just want to say some of Dawesome's story arcs were hilarious!
Jan 25th 2010

Why is it so dead tonight?

Jan 25th 2010

Dunno.

Jan 25th 2010

Thanks for reviving this thread, Chicken Breast. I haven't perused it before and I'm finding it to be very entertaining!

Jan 25th 2010 edited

Should have held the chicken, Chicken Breast.

Jan 26th 2010 edited

OMG, I've never read these either. Thanks for bumping this thread. These are hilarious! Aaaand, that's what I'll be working on today...

Jun 29th 2011

Dunder Mifflin is sold, but since viewers love Dunder Mifflin the new name is rarely mentioned and everyone calls it DM unless it is convenient for a joke. The new owner doesn't sell paper. Who cares! Michael decides to leave DM, but the show doesn't end. He leaves and a big celebrity is brought in as his replacement. Everyone hates him, so he is written off the show with a head injury or something. Next, they should bring in a ton of guest stars to "interview" for the newly open position. Just anybody that is willing to show up, they should try to fit them in. Then, in a huge letdown, they promote someone from within anyways. Life at TO goes on as usual, minus Michael Scott. But no one will notice he is gone anyways, right?

I just wish I had thought of this earlier.

Jun 29th 2011

I've got an idea about a salesman everyone thinks is in the Mafia, but I haven't really gotten farther than that.

Jun 29th 2011

I thought about cutting and pasting all the episode summaries from the last three seasons, but I didn't want to overdo it.

Jun 29th 2011

I've got an idea about a salesman everyone thinks is in the Mafia, but I haven't really gotten farther than that.

No sweat. That's enough for an entire episode.

I would go way back in the series to when Jim and Pam first got together for good and make it seem like they really hadn't even though the prior 28 episodes had built undeniably to that outcome. It would be a radical departure, but I bet I could stretch that out for two more seasons before the most dedicated of fans completely lost their shit. I'd need to cast someone bland and manly, though.

Jun 29th 2011

So you're saying a flashback in the S4 premiere where they both have different hairstyles and it's filmed from the wrong angle and Jim says "It's a date." to which Pam replies "Oh, I thought you meant hanging out with our office mates at Poor Richard's. I'm not really interested in a date with you Jim."

Jun 29th 2011

Season 8 arcs:

Since Jenna Fischer is pregnant, instead of just having another Jam baby, Pam has an artistic crisis and decides she wants to go back to Pratt for another session. Jim is a lonely single parent, and the nanny they hire (with Jim's great uncle's inheritance) is really hot and Jim finds himself attracted to her but does not act on this, and spends the first half of the season horny and feeling guilty. Meanwhile, Pam chums up with the chunky Mad Men guy again, and she realizes hanging out in New York is more fun than changing diapers. Angst ensues.

Meanwhile, James Spader takes Jo's place and makes Dwight manager. Angela's "state" senator sends naked pictures of himself and his aide to Dwight via phone, and, as his duty, Dwight shows them to Angela. (and you thought killing Sprinkles was bad)

Andy is concerned that he has testicular cancer and will not be able to carry on his Cornell graduating genetic line. It also gives him an excuse to say the word "scrotum" at least 100 more times, and he makes up a song about his balls.

Oscar falls for Hank, who turns out to be bi.

Kevin goes on a diet and loses 100 pounds and lands a hot girlfriend.

Creed decides to grow pot in the basement of the building.

Phyllis plans something special for Bob Vance for their anniversary. Thongs are mentioned.

After crying wolf for years, Kelly really does fall pregnant at the "hands" of Ryan. He wants her to abort it until he figures out he can be a "stay at home dad" and have his mom keep the kid.

Erin loses two IQ points and morphs into bluegreen algae, and worries that whales will eat her.

Because he gets a tax break for providing stress reducers for his employees, Dwight installs a small pool feature at the edge of the parking lot and stocks it with small sharks. One day, Stanley jumps over the pool and thus goes the way of the show.

Jun 29th 2011

Erin loses two IQ points and morphs into bluegreen algae, and worries that whales will eat her.

Kevin gains two IQ points and meets her in the middle.

Jun 29th 2011

Because he gets a tax break for providing stress reducers for his employees, Dwight installs a small pool feature at the edge of the parking lot and stocks it with small sharks. One day, Stanley jumps over the pool and thus goes the way of the show.

I'm pretty sure we saw some variation on this at some point during Season 3.

Jun 29th 2011

It also gives him an excuse to say the word "scrotum" at least 100 more times, and he makes up a song about his balls.

I lol'd.

Jun 30th 2011

Creed decides to grow pot in the basement of the building.

I like it.

After crying wolf for years, Kelly really does fall pregnant at the "hands" of Ryan. He wants her to abort it until he figures out he can be a "stay at home dad" and have his mom keep the kid.

I really like it.

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