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Let the record show that I said "the non-existent bajingo thread" not "the non-existent bajingo thread that I wish go-bone would create for me".
You didn't have to ask, ST.
Also, CGB, you can close this thing down whenever you'd like. I just felt like using the "start a new discussion" button for comedic purposes.
Not at all. I'm just not getting my hopes up for lots of lady talk about the trials and travails of bajingo management.
I'm just not getting my hopes up for lots of lady talk about the trials and travails of bajingo management.
I am quite sure that you don't mean this. But okay...
Hey Anque, have you ever had that not-so-fresh-feeling?
(That'll get this thread shut down for sure!)
Well, not after I wake up in the morning in a perfectly clean pair of underwear, but sometimes yes. Do you know what? I would like a pamphlet created for girls for once they become sexually active. It should have all the birth control forms in there, a little statement telling them that they don't have to engage in anything that doesn't sound pleasing to them if they don't want to, now matter how cute the guy is, and a little how-to-avoid-UTIs-by-cleaning-up-appropriately afterwards bit.
(That should do it, ST.)
Also, how to finish yourself off in a way that doesn't emasculate (what is the right word for this. Dammit!) your partner just in case the two minutes in heaven doesn't quite fix it.
Sorry, Anque, but I am seriously LOL'ing at that. And you didn't put a question mark at the end so I'll assume it's rhetorical.
Yep. Rhetorical. Unless you think we need to do some more talking before they really learn their lesson? (bajingo falls off)
This is somewhat relevant, or at least in five months it will be....I'm pregnant and I'm sick as a DOG and it SUCKS!
Sorry, I just had to get that out into the world.
Yep:) I am so sick of being so sick again. I truly, honestly forgot once I had my daughter and she was so awesome, and now it's back. I just really needed to complain, sorry!
Also, how to finish yourself off in a way that doesn't emasculate (what is the right word for this. Dammit!) your partner just in case the two minutes in heaven doesn't quite fix it.
I think Mr. Anque needs a refresher course on his skills.
So, ladies, what's better? The clitoral or the vaginal (G-spot) orgasm?
And congrats, PamCasso!
So, ladies, what's better? . . .
Seriously, CGB, feel free to close the thread.
Also, congratulations, PamCasso!
Sir, not to TMI you, but I have had sex with more than one person.
What a tramp.
smiley face
This thread is long overdue. I was about to envoke the Title IV rule and insist it be created, so thank you, griefbone.
What a tramp.
You better believe it, sister.
Now I have He's a Tramp stuck in my head. Thanks for that.
Sir, not to TMI you, but I have had sex with more than one person.
Uh, really?
There is a reason why I chose this dude for a permanent relationship. It is related to the reason that I believe pre-marital sex is essential.
So will you still like Mr. Anque if he goes limp on you in a few years?
thank you, griefbone.
You're very welcome, LT. My legacy to the forums is now twofold: creating the boobs thread, and creating the bajingoes thread.
I never read the manmeat thread. Are you guys talking about the same kind of stuff or are the ladies worse?
Uh, really?
Are you being sarcastic?
Yeah. I was supposed to say, "slut."