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A Woman Looks Best When She's Absolutely Naked: the Bajingo Thread
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Dec 16th 2008 edited

For example, one of my favorite things to do when I feel like ####ing is putting a #### in my #### and using a #### to #### the #### out of it. And then of course, I gotta #### the #### so it doesn't ####.

ST, I think that's the perviest thing that's ever been posted on NA.

Well done.

Dec 16th 2008 edited

This could turn into a really funny, pervy MadLibs sort of game, huh?

For example, one of my favorite things to do when I feel like verbing is putting a noun in my noun and using a noun to verb the noun out of it. And then of course, I gotta verb the noun so it doesn't verb.

Dec 16th 2008

See, Daoust?

That other post, not the one above this one, but the other one, yeah, that was the hottest thing ever.

Dec 16th 2008

For example, one of my favorite things to do when I feel like ####ing is putting a #### in my #### and using a #### to #### the #### out of it. And then of course, I gotta #### the #### so it doesn't ####.

I am offended.

Dec 16th 2008 edited

I am offended.

Me too. First of all, you can't just #### your #### in your #### every time
you feel like ####ing a ######. That's ####ing ##########! If you ###ed
your ##### anywhere near my ####, I'd ##### it up your ##### until the ####ing #### or #####ed and went ####! I'd rather ###### my ###
with lip gloss in front of a pregnant badger than #### someone's ####top
without showing the common courtesy of dipping their ####case in a #####
of lukewarm ########. Granted, in my #####ing days, I knew this one
old ####skater who could ####### a dozen or so ####es while brandishing
a bent ######. She called it a "Spanish gravy boat". But that was different.
Back then, if you wanted your #### en####ed, you'd just ##### yourself
with a few Episcopalians behind a ###### shack. You didn't have all these
up#### clever ####shiners with ################## tools ####ing
your every #####. Of course, if a # couldn't ####### asparagus tips to
themselves they got #####ed through the #### tube. Anyway, that's how
we did things in Boise. And if you don't like it, you can go ### your ####
with Art Garfunkel, you ####ing ####! ###!

Dec 16th 2008
heavens
Dec 16th 2008

heavens

Too ####ing much information?

Dec 16th 2008

That was pretty funny, D. I'm tempted to google "Spanish Gravy Boat" but I know better.

Dec 16th 2008

That was pretty funny, D. I'm tempted to google "Spanish Gravy Boat"
but I know better.

The coast is clear, Daoust. I made it up.

Dec 16th 2008

So what does that make Frosty the Snowman? A great big vagina?

I think that broke my brain.

My bajingo is doing well, thank you. It's feeling pretty #### after the #### and ######, but other than that everything is fine.

Dec 16th 2008

I vaguely remember my vagina...

Dec 16th 2008

I vaguely remember my vagina...

I'm worried about you, VG.

Dec 16th 2008

I vaguely remember my vagina...

That's what the post-op transsexual said.

Are there famous post-op transsexuals? I couldn't think of any.

Dec 16th 2008

Are there famous post-op transsexuals? I couldn't think of any.

Ann Coulter and Ryan Seacrest. (If we only knew what they were before,
we'd know what they are now.)

Dec 16th 2008

Wendy, née Walter, Carlos comes to mind.

Dec 16th 2008

I vaguely remember my vagina...

I think the two of you need to go away for the weekend and get reacquainted. :-)

Dec 16th 2008

I vaguely remember my vagina...

I think the two of you need to go away for the weekend and
get reacquainted. :-)

Good idea, but don't get your bajingo drunk. You're better than that.

Dec 17th 2008

Good idea, but don't get your bajingo drunk. You're better than that.

A good place to do that might be Peter Griffin's famous watering hole.

Dec 17th 2008

Are there famous post-op transsexuals?

That chick that turned into a man, then got pregnant. But, since s/he got pregnant, s/he kept at least some of her/is girly bits, so does that count as post-op? S/He is a man up top, though. They showed pictures of her/im on the news and stuff without a shirt, revealing bare, um, man chest. They don't do that if it's a chick. Because they don't have man chests.

Dec 17th 2008

Good idea, but don't get your bajingo drunk. You're better than that.

A good place to do that might be Peter Griffin's famous watering hole.

What’s that place called? The Inebriated Bivalve? The Intoxicated Mollusk?
The Less Than Sober Shellfish
? The Totally Hammered Chowder Meat?
Sorry, I’m kind of drunk. I’ll clam up now.

Dec 17th 2008

Ann Coulter and Ryan Seacrest. (If we only knew what they were before, we'd know what they are now.)

Teeheehee.

Dec 17th 2008

Teeheehee.

I wonder, does anyone actually laugh like that?

Dec 17th 2008

I've heard it in real life. It actually is very cute.

Dec 17th 2008

It actually is very cute.

Then let's pretend that's how I do actually laugh in real life.

Dec 18th 2008

Done!

Dec 18th 2008

Then let's pretend that's how I do actually laugh in real life.

This isn't real life?

Dec 18th 2008

You're not real life!

Jan 3rd 2009

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Jan 3rd 2009

"my husband and I really love your show. By the way, great bajingo. And I've seen a ton."

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