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A Woman Looks Best When She's Absolutely Naked: the Bajingo Thread
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Nov 20th 2008

I am quite often pantsless when I post here. It's because I get up at 5.30 in the morning and I'm still not dressed when I log in around 7.00.

Not me. I like clothes so much that I sleep in mine.

Nov 20th 2008

Just in case anyone is wondering, it's late Friday morning, it's my day off work, and yes, I am pantsless. But the coincidental kind, not the skeevy kind.

Nov 20th 2008

Ah, but are you bare-butt pantless? Inquiring minds want to know!

Nov 20th 2008

Also, are you sure you want to be posting about your pantslessness in the bajingo thread?

Nov 20th 2008

Nope. Boxers for me. Hope that satisfies your curiosity.

Nov 20th 2008

Also, are you sure you want to be posting about your pantslessness in the bajingo thread?

Absolutely.

Nov 20th 2008

Hope that satisfies your curiosity.

Who says my mind was the one inquiring? Pssshaw.

Hey speaking of people who might really want to know if you were pantsless, have you had that next date yet?

Nov 20th 2008

Not yet, next week sometime. We've yet to set the actual day. I need to find something fun to do. Any suggestions?

Nov 20th 2008

Well, you could go see Zack and Miri Make A Porno. That should set the mood. Wait, you're in upsidedown land, I forgot. Do they have movies there? Or seivoms? Would it be Zack and Miri Make a Chastity Belt there?

Seriously though. You guys both like musicals? And music? Find one or the other. A good local band is always nice. But only if you will dance with her. Hmm....what else is nice... I don't know. It's been a long time since I was on a 'real' date. Perhaps I'm not the best one to give suggestions.

Nov 20th 2008

Boxers for me. Hope that satisfies your curiosity.

Boxers aren't half bad. They're something like 3/4 bad. The 1/4 good part about wearing boxers is that hopefully they look like regular shorts. The 3/4 bad part is that they're still underwear. My husband goes outside in his boxers with no shirt more times than I care to admit. I'm so embarassed because it's not in everyones culture to walk around like that. Our neighbor next door cannot go outside unless she is fully clothed. Only her eyes can be exposed.

Nov 20th 2008

Wait, you're in upsidedown land, I forgot.

Don't make me post this again.

A musical isn't a bad idea. I'll see if I can find something. Thanks!

Nov 20th 2008

Our neighbor next door cannot go outside unless she is fully clothed. Only her eyes can be exposed.

I cannot fully express my disgust at this "culture".

Nov 20th 2008

Don't make me post this again.

I loved that link MB.

Nov 20th 2008

Nope. Boxers for me. Hope that satisfies your curiosity.

In boxers, you can't see the berries.

Nov 20th 2008

Or the mixer.

Nov 20th 2008

Speak for yourself.

Nov 20th 2008

I need to find something fun to do. Any suggestions?

Her?

Nov 20th 2008

I need to find something fun to do. Any suggestions?

Your mom?

Nov 20th 2008

Her mom?

Nov 20th 2008

Her?

I'm not ruling this out.

Her mom?

Or this.

Nov 20th 2008

In boxers, you can't see the berries. Or the mixer.

Ah ha ha.

Nov 20th 2008

Here are some other things you can do, just for fun:

Hang out at a karaoke bar dressed like a pilgrim.

Drink a bottle of NyQuil and pretend you’re invisible.

Ride the bus and try to start a sing-a-long in Portuguese.

Go to the aquarium, take your pants off.

Moan sensually as you eat a piece of Key Lime Pie at Coco's.

Confront your neighbors about wasting water.

Shave your entire body and then phone a friend.

Stare for hours at a picture of veteran character actor, Brian Dennehy.

Stand outside the hardware store shouting bible verses.

Dip your privates in ranch dressing.

Nov 20th 2008

Ride the bus and try to start a sing-a-long in Portuguese.

I know 2 verses of "Wonderful Tonight" in Portuguese. Thanks Michael Buble.

Nov 20th 2008 edited

Thanks Michael Buble.

For pushing Harry Connick Jr. off the edge of the earth.

Nov 20th 2008

Harry's still around, and still awesomely cool.

Nov 20th 2008 edited

Harry's still around, and still awesomely cool.

"Sure, sometimes I watch Will & Grace... and I want to throw up.
It's terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr is on.
He's so talented." -Angela Martin

Nov 20th 2008

Stare for hours at a picture of veteran character actor, Brian Dennehy.

Saturday night here I come!

Nov 20th 2008

These two seem closely related, if not redundant...

Stare for hours at a picture of veteran character actor, Brian Dennehy.

Dip your privates in ranch dressing.

Nov 20th 2008

Well, you could go see Zack and Miri Make A Porno. That should set the mood.

Would this really be suggestive for a date? I'm asking because I was considering suggesting it for a third date, but I don't want to imply that it means he's going to get in my pants (if you can keep yourselves from joking about my sluttiness or lack thereof, please do).

Nov 20th 2008

I'd say it depends on your (and his) sensibilities. It's a fairly raunchy movie, as one would imagine. It is a love story, though, and not really about entering another's pants.

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