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A Woman Looks Best When She's Absolutely Naked: the Bajingo Thread
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Nov 21st 2008

brough tit up in the first place.

That's not the expression. ;-)

Nov 21st 2008 edited

brough tit up in the first place.

You may think that kind of language is funny, butt tit snot.

Nov 21st 2008

Nice, Dawsome, and sure we do, Anque. You go first.

Nov 21st 2008

Okay. I am not sharing my homemade XXX tapes with you people. I love you all, but no. Not unless mtt and Madge force me to punish them.

Nov 21st 2008

Not unless mtt and Madge force me to publish them.

Fixed that for ya. And consider yourself "forced". We need to liven things up around here, and it is Pantsless Friday, after all.

And, yes. I am sans trousers right now. Whoo hoo!!

Nov 21st 2008

Okay you called my bluff. We don't have any tapes like that. Also, I have to wear pants right now as I am at work. (sigh)

Nov 21st 2008

I have to wear pants right now as I am at work.

So what? I'm at work without any pants. Of course, I work at home. On your mom.

Nov 21st 2008

Okay you called my bluff.

Never play poker with a Chicago Irishman. :-)

And that's too bad about the pants. Stupid work.

Nov 21st 2008

Never play poker with a Chicago Irishman.

Yeah. And never play badminton with a Seattle Mexican. I'm not sure why.
My grandmother told me that. I'm not sure if she was a racist or just insane.

Nov 21st 2008

And never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...

Uh, I hate to be a stickler, but could we get back to the bajingoes please? Or some conversation remotely related to them, even if it's just about absolute nakedness of women?

Nov 21st 2008

Kooch!

Nov 21st 2008

Yikes!

Poontang.

Nov 21st 2008

Brian's post is making me horny.

Ooookay, Daoust. I think that might have been too far.

Nov 21st 2008 edited

(Walks around handing out x-rated flyers) Nude! Nude! Nude! Eight naked girls
inside and they're all nude! They have NO self-esteem and they are so nude!
Completely naked! Nude! Right inside that door! Nude girls, gentlemen!
And when I say gentlemen, I mean ugly, sexually frustrated stalker types!
These girls are as naked as they can possibly be! They'd take their skin off
if they could! Not a high school graduate in the bunch! And did I mention they're
all nude? Nude! Nude! Nude! Every one abused at an early age! And nude!
Take advantage of their misfortune 'cause they are absolutely naked!
Enjoy the free buffet. I mean it's free if you overlook the $10 cover charge
and the two drink minimum and the fact that the drinks are $15 a piece! Nude!
Don't eat those chicken wings too close to the dance floor 'cause these are
NOT clean women! And they're all nude! Step inside, skeevy creeps and stare
like catatonic serial killers at the all nude girls! Despoil their natural beauty!
Nude! It's basically legal eye rape, guys! They are completely undressed!
And... um... NUDE!!! I can't overstate how very, very... (Throws flyers into
a nearby trash can and walks away) Oh man! I need to take a long shower!
And yes, I'll be totally nude!

Nov 21st 2008

Dawsome is on a roll.

Nov 22nd 2008

Dawsome is on a roll.

Or am I just tumbling downhill?

Nov 22nd 2008

Wow, NA has become a dirty dirty place.

Nov 22nd 2008

Well, it had been staying on a relatively fun, but slightly skeevy, but very funny plane. Until recently that is. Very recently. Then it took a huge nose-dive downwards.

Nov 22nd 2008

Well, it had been staying on a relatively fun, but slightly skeevy, but very funny plane.

So, this is the mile high club. Ahhh.

Nov 22nd 2008 edited

Asd!!!!!!!

Where the hell you been, man?? We missed you!

You see how far NA has degenerated without you.

Nov 22nd 2008

Welcome back, Asd! Here's something weird: I had a dream about you last night. Seriously. And now here you are. Maybe we have a psychic connection or something. I don't remember details of the dream, but I do remember waking up this morning knowing that you were in it and wondering what ever happened to you. Glad you're back.

Nov 22nd 2008

I had a dream about you last night...

You know what Freud would say about that? Probably something in German.

Nov 22nd 2008

How was I in a dream? Was it "what I think he looks like" or did I appear as a walking word, like A giant Asdfaeou with arms and legs? Or was it just messages from me on the boards?

Nov 22nd 2008

It was just a "sense" of you, I guess. Part of a group of people. I sometimes have dreams with people I know, either in real life or here, in them, so that you were in one isn't weird in itself. It just surprised me when I logged in this morning and saw that you had made a reappearance at NA. The fact that you were in a dream at all probably stemmed from a few days ago when whatevs was talking about St. Augustine and going to see you at Petco.

Nov 22nd 2008

ASD!! I've missed you, man! No one else will help me defend the Yankees or listen to Muse. In short, welcome back!

Nov 22nd 2008

I work at a PetSmart in Palm Coast, so going to Petco at St. Augustine won't help out at all.

Nov 23rd 2008

Have you mentioned what you've been doing during your hiatus? Did I miss it in another thread? If not, please do so soon.

Also, va-jay-jays, to keep it thread-appropriate.

Nov 23rd 2008

I work at a PetSmart in Palm Coast, so going to Petco at St. Augustine won't help out at all.

Asd, I wasn't seriously going to hunt you down when I was in St. Augustine...that would have been creepy!

Someone mentioned that you hadn't been around in a while, and I joked that my Mom and I were going to track you down and give you a hard time about abandoning your fellow NA'ers.

Nov 23rd 2008

I don't find it creepy at all. At some point are paths are sure to cross. Also, I have really no hiatus excuse except Runescape and COD 4 and now 5, a sultry temptress.

Nov 23rd 2008

Runescape and COD 4 and now 5

While this is truly a lame and offensive reason for not NA'ing, I fear there are much lamer excuses out there. And at least you came back. So I accept you. Hug it out, bitch.

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