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The image of his dangling participle still burned in my eyes. The embedded picture thread.
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Jun 20th 2014

That guy really likes pie.

Jun 20th 2014

My wife really hated how funny I found that dog.

Jul 2nd 2014

Seen on the West Side Highway:

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Jul 3rd 2014

Ha! Awesome.

Jul 14th 2014

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Jul 14th 2014

In his defense, he uses the whole animal, including trading the horns on the ivory black market.

Jul 14th 2014

That...is an overreaction. Also, ohmygodpeoplearestupid!!!

Jul 14th 2014

I know, right? No way that's really Spielberg.

Jul 14th 2014

like

Jul 14th 2014

Those horns, properly ground into powder, can cure cancer and enlarge penises in China. It's pretty culturally insensitive for us, white men with huge American penises, to deny the Chinese this medication.

Jul 14th 2014

That makes sense, but why do I have to go to China for it to work?

Jul 14th 2014

Expect a We Are The World-style song demanding that we treat dinosaurs with dignity

Jul 15th 2014

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Aug 14th 2014

So, MISS and I are in a disagreement. She says this guy's handsome. I say he's a murderer.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5568/14919259032_307dd039bd.jpg

Aug 14th 2014

Are those categories mutually exclusive?

Aug 14th 2014

He's grinning like he just ate his last victim.

Aug 14th 2014

Exactly Bri.

I don't guess so, TTP... if you're creepy. :-)

Aug 15th 2014

Murdering Hipster

Sep 20th 2014

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3882/15109997950<em>f78ca7d359</em>z.jpg

Toos & MISS in Knoxville. We met up in a parking lot, drove around, went to a bar, drove more, went back to the parking lot, drove more, went to a concert, stood around, bought some crap, drove to a Waffle House, then went home. Or not home, but kinda home. :-)

We saw the murderous hipster, above. And his weird brother. And some other guys. And this girl. :-)

Sep 21st 2014

Nothing good ever happens in a parking lot. You, as Office fans, should know that.

Sep 21st 2014

We quickly fled the parking lot, for a bar. Is that better? It doesn't seem better.

Sep 22nd 2014

Depends on your metric.

Sep 22nd 2014

Metric?? Commie.

Sep 23rd 2014

SAPPINESS ALERT!

My heart is very full. Meeting Toosie a few days ago was a dream come true, and I'm not even kidding about that. She's exactly how you would expect her to be. Smart and honest and funny as hell, and don't let her tell you differently, she will hug you back. I wish you all could meet her in real life. We didn't get to hang out nearly long enough, but I know it'll happen again.

And as if just being with her wasn't enough, we got to share something that brings both of us joy. If it wasn't for Toosie, I wouldn't even know who The Avett Brothers were, and my life would be less...well, just less. Because of her and that stupid band she kept blathering about, I've met some of the best people in my life and had some of the best times of my life. Standing next to her at the show meant the world to me, and hearing the lyrics "I want to have friends, that I can trust..." took on a whole new meaning. I love you, Toosie. I really do.

Sep 23rd 2014

That's sweet. Now which one is Toosie?

Sep 23rd 2014

I love you, Toosie.

Shut up, MISS. I don't like to cry.

Sep 23rd 2014

I love you, too.

Sep 23rd 2014

You have no idea, MISS...what your friendship means to Toos. But she can't. I'm sorry if you misinterpreted things.

Sep 23rd 2014 edited

Great reply, J. :-)

I would post a long reply, but I'm wary of turning NA into a mutual appreciation society. I mean, we're practically there already.

I do kind of want to use this line on my online dating profile:

Smart and honest and funny as hell, and don't let her tell you differently, she will hug you back.

But I won't. :-)

I love you so many bunches, MISS. But you already know that.

Sep 23rd 2014

Boobs

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