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Yeah, I know it'll probably get shut down, but now I can change the manmeat thread back to what it's supposed to be. Besides, who doesn't love a good your mom joke?
For instance:
Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo momma's so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi, you're ugly, uh-huh, uh-huh, you're ugly!
M-A-M-A
We know how you got that way, your mama, uh-huh, uh-huh, your mama!
Your dad's so fat when he got testicular cancer, they had to shoot out into space when they removed his ball. Why do you think Pluto's orbit is so weird.
Your momma's so fat, she actually doesn't blame it on a made up medical disorder.
It's been tough, since your mom has served so long that she's already claimed all the good girlfriends.
Your momma's so fat, she was laying on the beach, and someone yelled, "SOMEBODY CALL GREENPEACE!"
She also uses the Equator as a belt...
