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The IT tech guy and your mom did not get off to a great start: The your mom thread.
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Dec 1st 2008

Yeah, I know it'll probably get shut down, but now I can change the manmeat thread back to what it's supposed to be. Besides, who doesn't love a good your mom joke?

For instance:

Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

Dec 1st 2008

Your mom's so stupid she voted Republican.

Wait, that ones not good at all...

Dec 2nd 2008

Niiiice MB.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom is so fat, she fell and broke her leg and gravy came out.

Dec 2nd 2008

Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom is so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

Dec 2nd 2008

Yo momma's so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom can press her face into dough and make Ugly Cookies.

Dec 2nd 2008 edited

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi, you're ugly, uh-huh, uh-huh, you're ugly!

M-A-M-A
We know how you got that way, your mama, uh-huh, uh-huh, your mama!

Dec 2nd 2008

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.

Dec 2nd 2008

Nice one BTF.

Dec 2nd 2008

BTF's mom is a nice one.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom is so old, she has Jesus' beeper number.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your dad's so fat when he got testicular cancer, they had to shoot out into space when they removed his ball. Why do you think Pluto's orbit is so weird.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom is so fat, she left the house wearing heels and came back wearing flats.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your mom's so fat when asked to do a 360, she needed a leap year.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your momma's so fat, she's probably at risk for diabetes.

Dec 2nd 2008

Your momma's so fat, she actually doesn't blame it on a made up medical disorder.

Dec 3rd 2008

Your momma's so fat, she's probably at risk for diabetes.

Ah ha ha ha.

Dec 3rd 2008

Your mom's so stupid, her IQ is probably below the national average.

Dec 3rd 2008 edited

redacted in case humor was misunderstood

Dec 3rd 2008

Your mom's so fat her weight is greater than the national debt.

Dec 3rd 2008

redacted in case humor was misunderstood

No, I laughed!

Dec 3rd 2008

What'd she say?

Dec 3rd 2008

It was something about your mom and the Seventh Fleet.

Dec 3rd 2008

So, how's your mom enjoying her social life in the state pen?

Dec 3rd 2008

It's been tough, since your mom has served so long that she's already claimed all the good girlfriends.

Dec 3rd 2008

Your momma's so fat, she was laying on the beach, and someone yelled, "SOMEBODY CALL GREENPEACE!"

She also uses the Equator as a belt...

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