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Ask him the symptoms…I’m on WebMD: for when you wish you'd taken a sick day
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May 28th 2013

wraps sore feet in bubble wrap

This is a real disability, guys...and now I'm facing hardships. Daoust knows what I mean...because of Canadian.

May 28th 2013

It's...not the same thing.

May 28th 2013

You know that disabled Canadian, Michael J. Fox? I thought Daoust was going to be more like that guy.

May 28th 2013

I heart you guys.

May 28th 2013

I'm old, and starting to get all the old person diseases.

resists impulse to say "join the club", but poorly.

May 28th 2013

Anque, I need you to come here and rub butter on my joints.

May 28th 2013

Well now my possible mild ear infection sounds positively puny in comparison. Sorry about your joints, Jinx. You should just smoke more joints for your...other joints. Pot. I mean pot, smoke that.

May 28th 2013

BTF's kindness has healed me. She crushed up something...possibly herbs...into my pudding cup, and my joints feel better. In fact, everything feels better.

May 28th 2013

Did it say anything about Crohn's in this book?

I don't remember, Anque, but I will check tonight when I get home. I may need a reminder...because of old.

May 28th 2013

Also, after everything we've been talking about in here, this is kind of piddling, but:

Last night, getting into bed, I hit my funny bone just about as hard as I ever have. The last two fingers on my right hand are still tingling, 16 hours later.

May 28th 2013

Last night, getting into bed,

I thought your girlfriend was in Minnesota. What were you doing?

May 28th 2013

I was super excited about going to sleep, okay?

May 28th 2013

Hey man, I'm just askin'. I ain't reporting back.

(I do hope all y'all's joints start feeling better.)

May 28th 2013 edited

I need you to come here and rub butter on my joints.

Wouldn't it be better to have joints rubbed on your butt? Transdermal, you know.

Jinx, sorry to hear about your newly discovered affliction, but if you stay on top of it (heh) there are excellent meds and you should do well. Just keep moving, gently.

I have a crappy cold, but I don't think that registers on the complaintometer.

bone just about as hard as I ever have

Remind me why you are complaining...

May 28th 2013

as hard as I ever have

Yowza. If the nerve is still pissed of 16 hours later, that had to be hard. I wonder what kind of audible reaction that got out of you. I imagine it to be something like the 40 year old Virgin reactions, but louder and not spaced out.

May 28th 2013

KELLY CLARKSON!!!!

May 28th 2013

You look like a man-o-lantern.

May 28th 2013

Actually, I bet it was more like this. Especially if he was excited about going to sleep.

May 28th 2013

I wonder what kind of audible reaction that got out of you.

I think I literally said, "What the fuck? Why did I do THAT?"

May 29th 2013

Did it ever quit hurting?

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