I knew you'd come up with a great title for the thread! And I don't mean that falsely, either. So I should have said, "The title for this thread sucks." But I felt bad writing that. From now on, though, I will be a big liar, liar, pants on fire.

This thread is lame.

You're lame.

Shut it down shut it down.

I am never going to post in this thread.

I am going to stop worrying about things beyond my control.

Reverse psychology is an awesome tool

You're a tool! Just kidding...or am I?

I am really enjoying my job these days.

I should stay up longer this evening, because I don't have to get up at 6.

I love getting up early.

I love that 6 is no longer early, but just the time I get up every weekday morning.

I have all the money I need.

Also, Ben Stiller is incredibly funny.

I am a morning person.

My job is so stressful. I don't walk around all day and I didn't get to sit and read Harry Potter on Saturday and get paid for it. ESPN was very stingy with their catered food and it wasn't that good anyways.

Sarah Palin will make a great president because she won't quit midterm. Also, she's not as crazy as an outhouse rat.

I have packed everything in my house, which is great, because I have way more than 48 hours before I move.

I also didn't just meet an awesome girl at the Horse Feathers concert and didn't feel the least bit sad that I'm totally not moving in 48 hours, as a result of which it wouldn't be the least bit pointless to ask her on a date.

I'm extremely sad to be finished with summer school. I hate vacation.

Reality t.v. is making us better human beings.

I think I'm finally starting to lose some weight!

Mornings in my house are really peaceful. My son never screeches, bounces off the walls, or speaks continuously. I feel like I live in a monastary.

Michelle Malkin is sane.

My new puppy never poops or pees on the floor.

I'm only going to stick around on NA for a few more minutes, then I'm getting back to work.

There's not enough media coverage of the Michael Jackson story.

That's a shame, because I really want to know more about his death.

I think it's important for us to know as much as possible about it. If we don't have that information, how else can we grow as a nation?

My pants don't feel tight today, and I didn't eat a cookie the minute I walked into work.

Today will be an easy day. I will not become sad at my mother's limitations, nor will I become angry with myself over my frustration and impatience.

These pants I'm wearing are very slimming and flatter my physique.