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This is the thread for saying the exact opposite of what you really think. For example:
NA sucks, and so does its mom.
I knew you'd come up with a great title for the thread! And I don't mean that falsely, either. So I should have said, "The title for this thread sucks." But I felt bad writing that. From now on, though, I will be a big liar, liar, pants on fire.
I love that 6 is no longer early, but just the time I get up every weekday morning.
I have all the money I need.
Also, Ben Stiller is incredibly funny.
My job is so stressful. I don't walk around all day and I didn't get to sit and read Harry Potter on Saturday and get paid for it. ESPN was very stingy with their catered food and it wasn't that good anyways.
Sarah Palin will make a great president because she won't quit midterm. Also, she's not as crazy as an outhouse rat.
I have packed everything in my house, which is great, because I have way more than 48 hours before I move.
I also didn't just meet an awesome girl at the Horse Feathers concert and didn't feel the least bit sad that I'm totally not moving in 48 hours, as a result of which it wouldn't be the least bit pointless to ask her on a date.
Mornings in my house are really peaceful. My son never screeches, bounces off the walls, or speaks continuously. I feel like I live in a monastary.
I'm only going to stick around on NA for a few more minutes, then I'm getting back to work.
I think it's important for us to know as much as possible about it. If we don't have that information, how else can we grow as a nation?
My pants don't feel tight today, and I didn't eat a cookie the minute I walked into work.
Today will be an easy day. I will not become sad at my mother's limitations, nor will I become angry with myself over my frustration and impatience.