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"I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly": The Gardening Thread
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Sep 16th 2009

Bajingos.

Sep 16th 2009

Barbituates.

Sep 16th 2009

Bellhops. Baristas.

Sep 16th 2009 edited

So there I was, broiling some beets on my backyard barbecue, while in the background, Battlestar Galactica was booming. Then the bell rang. The bellhop answered it. And wouldn’t you know it, it was BJ Novak and Barack Obama, come to play bocce ball.
We had a few beers when the beets were done, and downed a few barbituates, took a few hits from Obama’s big black bong that he got from Jimmy Carter, and we joked about b-words and their b's and b's, which BJ kept referring to as b's, which I thought was bad taste. “Speaking of bad taste”, said Obama, “these beets taste like barf!” "Bugger off!" I bellowed. Then, after our game of bocce, we went inside and watched the Buccs beat the Bears.

Sep 16th 2009

Bellbottoms.

Sep 16th 2009

I just wanted to note that Daoust's efforts were very impressive.

Sep 16th 2009

Is that what your mom told you?

(Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?)

Sep 16th 2009

(Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?)

Is this comment cut and paste from a post in 2007 or earlier?

Sep 16th 2009

No, just cut and paste from George Costanza.

Sep 16th 2009

No, just cut and paste from George Costanza.

I think George is already cut... just the tip, of course.

Sep 16th 2009

Today's show has been brought to you today by the letter B and the number 69.

Sep 16th 2009

Can you tell me how to get- how to get to Sexy Me Street?

Sep 16th 2009

Dear Friends,

Can someone explain to me as delicately as possible what is the two girls one cup video about? I won't watch it because I am sure it is disgusting but I am tired of hearing about it and not knowing wtf people are talking about.

Boyhangover

Sep 16th 2009 edited

Nope. But I think we've discussed it here somewhere before....

(eta: Yep. Check out Mixed Berries' link at the bottom to Porn for the Blind. It's just the audio and he describes what happens in the video. If you really want to know.)

Sep 16th 2009

DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO!

You have been warned.

Sep 16th 2009

DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO!

DC is absolutely right. It's like that chunk of evil from Time Bandits.
All you can do is stay away from it... because it's evil.

Sep 16th 2009

It involves two girls and a cup of fecal matter. It's fetish porn stuff, and it's positively vile. (No offense to any of you who might be into poo porn.)

Sep 16th 2009

It's also a heartwarming lesson about sharing.

Sep 16th 2009

EVIL!!!

Sep 16th 2009

Watch a lemon party instead.

Sep 16th 2009

This thread is taking a turn for the worse.

Sep 16th 2009

Sex can have unpredictable effects.

Sep 16th 2009

I found an article in the NY Times about people who feel depressed after sex. This was a few months back. It was particularly relevant to my life at that moment.

Yes, it does have unpredictable effects.

Sep 16th 2009

people who feel depressed after sex

Of course, all these people had just boned Ann Coulter, so...

Sep 16th 2009

I just LOL'd, Dawsome! Good one. I know I would be.

Sep 16th 2009

Actually, I felt great after! But then I'd widened her old dirt road, leaving her
more brain damaged than ever, so... win/win.

Sep 16th 2009

Wait, Dawesome had nasal sex with Ann Coulter?

Sep 16th 2009

No. Though, without insult to me, that appears to be fairly feasible.

Sep 17th 2009

Insult to you inferred, Smalls.

Sep 17th 2009 edited

I think that that has some merit. Sometimes sex is just very much about a release, and when you release all that pent up stress or anxiety or whatever else it is you release when you (yeah, that too) you're just in a different state of mind and body. I'm sure it's been studied to great degrees that I know nothing about, but you all likely know what I'm talking about.

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