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Jan + Michael = Jachael
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Feb 22nd 2006 edited

Is anyone else in looove with this pairing? I think it is so adorable! :]

Feb 22nd 2006

Bumping this thread up to official Office relationship status, though I'm not really sure what to call it. Man? Jichael?

Feb 22nd 2006

Jachael! Pronounced like "Jackal"!

Sounds exotic and dangerous.

Feb 22nd 2006

Jachael! Pronounced like "Jackal"!

You're right, that sounds pretty wicked. Jachael it is.

Feb 22nd 2006

According to precedent (i.e. Bennifer, Brangelina, and more relevantly, Jam/Ram/Dwangela) it's the man's name + the woman's name; hence, Man. But it just seems plain and a bit confusing.

I'm hoping for more couplings, if only for the mere exercise of appending two names together. Think: Keredith (Kevin + Meredith!)

Feb 22nd 2006

Ooh. Jachael it must be. The creator of Agent Michael Scarn has no regard for rules or precedents.

Feb 23rd 2006

Jachael! Haha! Love it! :]

I was seriously squirming (with happiness) in my couch like no other when Jan kissed Michael on Valentine's Day. :D

Feb 23rd 2006

An awkward and unnatural name for a relationship that is a crime against personal chemistry. Perfect.

Feb 24th 2006

I think Jachael MUST reproduce. Jan wants kids + Michael loves kids (per Halloween episode)=An accidental pregnancy. That would be great.

Feb 24th 2006

Cat Party I think Jachael MUST reproduce.

Now we're moving up to a crime against nature...

Feb 25th 2006

Cat Party: I would love to see them definately get a more intimate relationship, but I think it would take more away from the show if Michael and Jan had a child, and Michael would become such a softie. :P

But I do think Michael wants kids too...

Feb 25th 2006

I would love to see them definately get a more intimate relationship, but I think it would take more away from the show if Michael and Jan had a child, and Michael would become such a softie. :P

But what if they have a child, but Jan stays in New York? I think it could be an interesting and complicated relationship. But, that's just me.

Mar 19th 2006

Now that Michael has said he wants children, I wonder if that is going to play a big part in this relationship. If anything, it will only strengthen it. A Jan/Michael child... now that would be bizarre.

Mar 19th 2006

Do you guys think that Michael getting involved with a dating service is gonna change the Jachael relationship a whole lot? For some reason, I don't see Michael getting involved with anyone else. Who knows, maybe he'll even hook up with Jan online accidentally.

Mar 20th 2006

little kid luvr-I like the idea of them hooking up online accidentaly. Kind of a "You Got Mail" type of thing.

Mar 20th 2006

I'm hoping Michael meets a stalker online. Molly Shannon or someone like that driving him crazy with calls. Pam having to take the calls. That would be great.

Jun 9th 2006

I just found this cute vid on Youtube. I found it quite funny, I hope it was meant to be!

Jan and Michael

Jan 10th 2007

Bumping this thread, because there seemed to be some interest in discussing the topic recently, understandably.

By the way, if forced -- and that's what you'd have to do, force me -- to call this couple by some portmenteau of their names, I would go with "Man", because it tickles me inexplicably.

Feb 6th 2007 edited

As I did with the Jan Levinson Thread, I'm bumping this one as well. And, yet again, do I have anything profound to add? No, not really. I happen to prefer Jan and Michael to Jim and Pam, but hey, that's just me. This is my little attempt at getting a discussion goin over my own little "obsession" if you will, for the time being. I will not deny that I was once a Jammer for a month or two last season, but I got bored with it, I think. If "Man" or "Jachael" (I prefer Jachael) starts to bore me (although it doesnt seem like its going to do that any time soon for me), then who knows what character(s)/story is next for this aspiring "whore" (ha..j/k) to think about at work all day? Sadly, I have no one I work with that I would call my "friend" i.e., no one I could chat up the day with like Jim does with Pam, Oscar seems to do with Kevin, or Karen seems (or should I say seemed) to have with Pam. So, I just do my job, keep my mouth shut, and think about what makes me happy. This show. I've come up with some interesting fanfics of Jan and Michael in my mind during the work day. I'd write the fics down if it didnt feel like something a 14 year old girl would do while she listened to Fallout Boy on her pink ipod nano. edited: and, sorry if I offended any fanfic authors. I read your stuff, I enjoy it, and I have a lot of respect for those who have the ba* to actually post it up on the net.

Feb 8th 2007

Bump. Thats all.. I'm just bumping this because my heart belongs to Jachael. I don't know about anyone else but I'm prayin for a booze cruise Jachael wedding before the series ends. Oh yeah....I can see it now. Captain Jack, snorkel shots, and Jan....crying into her 10th vodka tonic because her husband has been handcuffed to the railing....yet again.

Feb 8th 2007

Captain Jack, snorkel shots, and Jan....crying into her 10th vodka tonic because her husband has been handcuffed to the railing....yet again.

snort Very nice-it will be a January wedding, no doubt. I don't really think they'll ever get married, but I do think Jan might get pregnant. And yes, a small part part of my heart belongs to "Man" (my preferred mash-up) as well. I'm freaking excited for "Cocktails."

Feb 8th 2007

Ditto on the excite factor for "Cocktails" That pic that Just Jared put up (check it out if you havent yet) is my new desktop and myspace pic!

Feb 12th 2007

Has anyone notived the picture of Jan (from a Newletter) in the cabinet in Michael's office? I saw it during "Dwight's Speech" when he took out his Salesmen of the Year certificates.

Feb 12th 2007

Yeah, I know. That's hilarious! I love Michael.

Feb 15th 2007

One more week till Cocktails.....yeah!!!!! Finally!!!!

May 4th 2007

Jan and Michael scrapbook together. How have we not talked about this?

May 4th 2007

Are Jan and Michael done for a while, or will they get back together in the next two episodes? Much like they had Dwight come back to DM one episode after quitting, I'm betting the breakup is short lived.

May 4th 2007

She stormed out, but she's generally a reasonable person, so I would think they'll at least talk it over. Who knows what the outcome of that conversation will be, though.

May 4th 2007

I think the break-up last night will be a key factor in the final two episodes. Remember what we learned about a woman scorned. You call the Ungrateful Beeyotch Hotline and you might get Jan on the other end.

May 4th 2007

Jan's kinda gone off the deep end since she and Michael hooked up, so who knows what will happen? I could see a scenario where Michael gets a demotion or something, but they really can't lose Steve from the show.

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