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Feb 25th 2017

Is writing with a crayon a drawback?

Feb 25th 2017

Naaah. In fact, I think you could even be President with that skill level.

ducks the tomatoes flying in chucked by the anti-political people

Mar 16th 2017

Here's a gross story. So this morning, I was walking out of my house, with all of my things, and was closing the door behind me. As I was walking out, I had a phlegmy cough. I was like, "Gross. I'll spit outside." As I was closing the door, I shut my hand in the door. It freakin' hurt and there's still a bump on my finger that hurts when you touch it.

When my hand caught, I yipped. When I yipped, I drooled out phlegm on my chin.

Mar 16th 2017

You are bringing the sexy today.

Mar 16th 2017

Right? Haha

Mar 17th 2017

That's always a fun time, when you burp/throw up or shart yourself, and you're in public and running to find a restroom or something, and you think to yourself "I'm a fine piece of work right here..."

Mar 17th 2017

I assume that Toosie realized that her story wasn't quite FB appropriate, but she still wanted to share it, so she came to the only place where she knew she could. NA is basically a place for pseudo-anonymous confessions. In connection with that story, I initially signed into here, planning to tell a story of the last time I shat myself. Then, after a brief pause I decided not to share that story. I am home with a sick kid today. I have been fairly productive since I got up but the last hour has been a waste. And now I'm here so... productivity isn't looking to improve. We are heading to Florida in two days for our March Break, so hopefully the sickness runs its course before we all go there. We haven't been for four years, so we are all really excited about the trip. I was thinking about lighting up a bunch of threads to see if I could get some conversations started. But then I realized it'll likely be days before anyone sees it, so I probably won't bother. Oh, except I do have a question, but I'm gonna look for an appropriate thread to put it in.

Oh. And hi, all!

Mar 17th 2017

Hey! I (stupidly) check this site multiple times a day. I'll see it. Go ahead & light some threads up.

last time I shat myself

I love this because it casually references the fact that it's happened multiple times.

Mar 17th 2017

Hey! I (stupidly) check this site multiple times a day. I'll see it. Go ahead & light some threads up.

Well I would, but then, I'd probably be just giving you a platform to write a bunch of sarcastic responses like you did with my NYC question. And I mean, I'm sure that would be fun. For you. And no one else.

Mar 17th 2017

Oh, let me have my fun.

Mar 17th 2017

I think I've got some stomach bug that has me thinking about sharting. I'm really hoping it passes.

Mar 17th 2017

We are heading to Florida

I thought Trump was going to put a stop to undesirables coming into our country?

Mar 17th 2017

We are heading to Florida

I thought Trump was going to put a stop to undesirables coming into our country?

Take that, Daoust! You lame jerk!

Mar 17th 2017

Southerners are next on the Trump forbidden list, Toosie. Even though Southerners are my second favorite kind of American. (Everyone else is tied for first)

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