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Folks, tomorrow, October 18, 2011 will mark the beginning of my 6th year here as a member at Northern Attack. I can't believe it's been that long. You may commence celebrating, and the roasting and ketchup fights in my honour. Thanks for 5 great years, folks!
Be careful what you ask for.
I hereby suggest that tomorrow, October 18th, be proclaimed "Roast Daoust Day." Please commence:
the Cavill..um..I mean gavel..squeaks loudly as I bang it
Daoust is so Canadian, he's Canadian!
(Okay, my material needs a bit of work...)
Why did Daoust cross the road?
Because he saw an American do it on TV!
Daoust owes more on his snowblower than he does on his car.
Daoust once mistook a penguin for former Canadian PM Pierre Trudeau. The reason? Because the penguin was unfailingly polite.
(no, still not going for the jugular. Gotta take a while and work on it)
Just like my idol Pamela Anderson when she was roasted on Comedy Central, I will graciously endure all the cutting, hurtful jokes about my sexual history and country of origin, in the hopes that there is a last five minutes or so of this where people actually say nice things about me and Canada.
hurtful jokes about my sexual history
Don't worry, this can't possibly last very long. At least that's what Bri's mom said.
I thought Canada was a state?
I thought it was an estate of some archaic monarchy.
Well, their money is the same size as ours...and they are really fat and ugly people, which leads me to believe that they are one of the states of America. However, they speak funny and worship the queen, which tells me perhaps they are a colony of England.
You live in half of the state of Carolina. The North half.
You're thinking of Korea.
Canada is to the United States what Woodstock is to Snoopy (ultimate zing!)