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A @!#$! thread just for swearing
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Jun 26th 2013

Ah ha ha ha. We should have a cussing thread. Purely for cussing.

Have at it, fuckers!

Jun 26th 2013

This is the tits! Wait. Should it be JUST for swearing? Like all the other words have to be bleeped out?

%*&^ *& %&^ tits!

Jun 26th 2013

I learned the word bitchtits yesterday. It's silly fun.

Jun 26th 2013

Use it in a sentence.

Jun 26th 2013 edited

No, that's not right. Hang on.

Here's the motherfucking definition. Am I swearing the right amount?

Jun 26th 2013

Motherfucking cocksuckers, all uh yas!

(may as well get that out of the way)

Jun 26th 2013

Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

Tits, as Carlin noted, doesn't even belong on the list.

Jun 26th 2013

Am I swearing the right amount?

I'm not gonna get thrown out, am I?

Jun 26th 2013

fuckslutwhore

Jun 26th 2013

My favorite used to be cocksucker, but now I like shitfucker. It seems more offensive. Also, same number of syllables.

I'm not gonna get thrown out, am I?

Of course not. Even if you don't use them you should know how the fuck they work.

Jun 26th 2013

cumgarglinggutterslut - not actually a curse word.

Jun 27th 2013

Poop. You poop mouth. You poop out of your mouth.

Jun 27th 2013

And yet, poop is the one that makes me laugh the most. Scatology for the win.

My favorite used to be cocksucker, but now I like shitfucker. It seems more offensive.

I picked up shitburger somewhere, but it's not very harsh. Cockburger, maybe? Fucknuts is a great one. Very versatile.

not actually a curse word.

Seems more like a URL.

Jun 27th 2013

And yet, poop is the one that makes me laugh the most.

Yep.

Jun 28th 2013

I've been yelling "WHORE!" at everything lately. Like, if I drop a glass on my foot or whatever.

Not a swear word, but, eh.

Jun 28th 2013

I've been yelling "WHORE!" at everything lately

That's kind of funny!

Jun 28th 2013

It is a swear word, though. It's a word that's unacceptable to use in polite company that you use as an outward expression of pain or great emotion!

Jun 28th 2013

Also, I am officially done with my Lit class.

Halle-fartknocking-lujah!

Jun 28th 2013

I agree with Anque's earlier argument. We give whores too much power.

Cockknocker. Learned that one from Stand By Me when the older kids are drag racing. "You let him pass us, ya cockknocker!"

Jun 28th 2013

No, Ace. Just you.

Jun 28th 2013

Also, that movie was shot in the town where my dad went to high school.

Jun 28th 2013

Such a great movie. Love to watch it with my son some day, but that's like giving a kid a license to swear.

Jun 28th 2013

I haven't seen it in such a long time.

Jun 28th 2013

I remember, the copy we had was taped off TV, so all the swearing was dubbed over. Then I went to my friend Annie's place and her family had bought a copy, and I learned that the LARD-O! LARD-O! scene was actually the LARD-ASS! LARD-ASS! scene.

Jul 2nd 2013

Why the fuck am I up so early?!? Oh...because I'm hung over.

Jul 2nd 2013

That seems like...not...an explanation. Hope the fun last night was worth the pain this morning, VG.

Oh yeah, fuckity fuck fuck, just to keep on topic.

Jul 2nd 2013

I know--my post should have gone in the tirade thread, but I really wanted to cuss, so I put it here. I was conflicted...

Drinking always makes me not sleep well--or very long. That is a poorly constructed sentence. Fuck off. :)

Jul 2nd 2013

Dag nabit!

Wait...I can do this.

Fudge!

I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.

Jul 2nd 2013

Poo!

Jul 2nd 2013 edited

Poo!

Do you have Tourette's?

You fartknocker!

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