One word, two syllables:

Flonkeerten (Icelandic rules apply)

I will bring the French Onion (obviously) Sun Chips and ice cream sandwiches (with the little cookies in them, of course), and I'll try to arrange for all of us to take a trip down a mine shaft elevator before we do our Yankee Swap.

Jellybeans - and make sure there are some black ones! And some ham and cheese sandwiches.

No Yankee swap !!

I already bought a gift for Cat Party.

Make sure to bring some burritos and colored greens! (Not collard greens, they don't call them collard people, thats offensive)

Excellent.

Oh jeez, this thread is hysterical!

How about a bunch of chicken breast sandwiches, hold the chicken?

Don't forget milk. Must have milk.

And a scented candle in the bathroom.

larrymcg - "Don't forget milk. Must have milk."

Because the Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. Dwight and Angela will be bringing their babies (a set of well-behaved twin boys) to our party. If they don't eat them first.

If any of you see Dwigt, remind him not to tell Michael...

... errrr, it's a surprise, yea, that's it. It's a gonna be a surprise for Michael.

Who's bringin' the Karaoke machine?

(Tapper is wondering aloud if Cat Party will get upset when Michelle brings the same food group to the party)?

Just make sure there are no green streamers. Green is whore-ish. We could do red ....

Glad to see that milk is on the list! If I were lactose intolerant, I would kill myself ....

I'll bring the yogurt tops for our olympic 'medals' ... (no cheating by flipping them over)....

And just in case we encounter a disaster of some sort during the party, we'll need packets of beet seeds on hand. And Protein Bars. And waterproof matches.

Don't forget the Fresh Yams and the Chocolate pudding (with crushed up aspirin)

Oh, don't forget soda for the vegetarians.

As in the words of Michael-C'mon guys-streamers? You can do better than that!

Jim's famous grilled cheese sandwiches...

And fireworks!

And Sun Chips--French Onion, of course.

(Which, by the way, are very good)

I would make brownies, but I don't want to be accused of sabotage by whoever brings the cookies!

Yup - you really should check with the Party-Planning Committee first. Don't want any temper tantrums. They'd let you help, but by the time they finished explaining how to do everything, it would be easier if they did it themselves, anyway ;-)

Hey, who's bringing the video iPod for our gift exchange, anyway? I want to get on his good side before the swap begins.

What about the veeerrry good bread of Kevin's sandwich that Jim was raving about? Can't forget that.

And Bacon

If you're going to have a cake, I demand trick candles.

And those delicious Balony and Tomato subs--with ketchup

Are we all going to pause the festivities for reflection at the precise moment that each of us emerged from our birth mothers' vaginal canals? This can only add to the festive party atmosphere we've got going, and it won't be uncomfortable at all...

I'll bring my Starbucks Barrista espresso machine -- very easy to clean. Gotta love the Bucks!

Don't forget grape soda. Its GRRRRRAAPPPPPPEE soda! (Tony the Tiger)

Good thinkin' tad gupty. I'm a fellow addict.

And just in case we encounter a disaster of some sort during the party, we'll need packets of beet seeds on hand.

Beets are the worst. Nobody likes beets.